Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my dog to the vet and waited in the lobby while filling out a form. The receptionist asked for his name, so I wrote it down and handed it over. She looked at the form and asked, “Is that your name or his?” I'd accidentally written my own name. FML
Today, I received a lovely letter from the council telling me I have to cease the act of "breeding and selling cats" because someone from my Facebook reported me. I'm pretty sure I've never owned a cat or had one in my house. FML
Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML
Today, I was informed that due to my cat being aggressive and attacking the postman several times, my mail would no longer be delivered to my address. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, my wife brought home a kitten, telling me it had been abandoned. She must think I’m dumb, since our credit card statement shows that all last week she bought it from a breeder, then got it vaccinated and chipped at the vet's, and only now brought it home to feed me this pack of lies. FML
Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, my door broke. My normally reclusive, antisocial cat, who runs and hides at the slightest noise, decided to come out and get friendly with the maintenance man. Now I owe a huge fee and my rent is increasing for having a pet I’m not supposed to have. FML
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x0stormbringer 0
well have the cat sign it then
Flymeister 3
LOL
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Flymeister 3
LOL
carlos177567 0
http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=33680
lizzilla8297 2
total win. plus, why is everyone here stupid enough to make fun of Soveit Russia?!?!
i_wuz_nver_here 31
this proves my theory that cats will take over the world someday.
x0stormbringer 0
well have the cat sign it then
LemonFairy 0
You post the cutest links. *squees*
allmidnighteyes 11
is this your cat? *WARNING* extreme cuteness. your head may explode into candy :3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyF7lQiGIjM
cornsnake 0
#3 i hope your using sarcasm.
Ewolf89 0
No just put the paw in an ink pad and then make a mark on the paper with it
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Owner sounds like a pussy.
smackledorf20 0
i dont know how to respond. that is soo ****** up lol.
Witchcraft_fml 5
Mash your cat's paw on a stamp inkpad and leave a pawprint on the signature line. :]
kukopia 0
And then spend weeks trying to find and clean ALL the ink-paw-prints all over the house. THAT would be a FML!
legendofdon 0
Sweet, I moderated this one haha
Person1233 13
It's a shame that people who don't care are going to reply, insulting you. I really don't understand why some assholes do that, if you wanna announce to the world that you moderated this, then you should be able to without being insulted =D
allmidnighteyes 11
You and 100+ others. You aren't special.
redbluegreen 41
Moderating an FML just tells people you care somewhat about what goes on the site and just aren't here just for the lulz. BUT! It's still quite annoying to read a bunch of people saying, "Oh, I moderated this!" I mean, we all did.
greenltrn2003 0
yeahh thats jus like me saying...sweet, I commented on this
redbluegreen 41
Oh, I commented too! I guess we deserve sushi now, because, well, we've boldly put ourselves out there. Ready to take on the world!
beethoven_fml 0
y'all are weird for caring
redbluegreen 41
You cared enough to comment. (;
slitherbomb 0
lol make sure your wearing your collar everytime you go outside or you might get lost!
Person1233 13
You should have the cat shit on the form then send it in :D
slag_ 0
#9 roflmfao thats something i would do
slag_ 0
#9 roflmfao thats something i would do
Invisable_No_one 0
just forge it man like they will know
laughingspork 0
they would know because cats cant sign papers
sadiesykes 0
lolll