Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How, you may ask? He used the Adult Swim "We should see other people" commercial. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted, "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!" I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I'm fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Trying to be the bigger person, I told him, "Your loss, not mine." He responded with, "I didn’t lose anything really. You let yourself go. Have you looked in the mirror lately?” FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
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Top comments
Livzii 5
karma is gonna gets it's revenge on her
kidcanada 4
What a dumb bitch. You should have sat on her
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Comments (373)
TheMadScientist 13
Bitch fight?
shaniquaaa 8
Keep that pimp hand strong! :D
TheMadScientist 13
Lose weight.
WCARlover 35
And your ex is officially a douche
stfu_bam 5
So that mean she cries whenever a guy brakes up with her? Hmm
Augustdieshemust 0
I felt compelled to raise the same point, if being "fat" (whatever that means for that nosy b****) means you have enough self restraint, composure and class to not cry over a jerk who can't even break-up with you in a correct fashion, then maybe she unvoluntarily paid you a compliment.
perdix 31
Usually, when a person dumps a fatty in public, they should sound an alarm in advance. Rejected, fat dumpees have been known to go on a rampage and devour pets and small children.
perdix 31
Sorry about your losses, but that was a great story. I'm so proud I had a hand in letting you share that narrative with the world.
anastasiabeaverh_fml_fml 6
Bahahaha
captainbj2 0
Too bad then, they should be devouring the trolls who write comments like this...
GraceKathryn97 0
BITCH!!!! I woulda been kickin some stupid ass!
Clozzie 0
What a bitch. She must know this because she was fat once and she only said that because youre adverage and shes almost anorexic. BANG- solution in one comment.
BadSuerte 0
Karma is going to bite that girl in the ass.
mspoutylips 8
She doesn't have any ass.
koolkat27 13
a pancake ass.
smhlqnick 0
And bitches like her are probably used to being a one night stand.
BadSuerte 0
Totally (: