Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How, you may ask? He used the Adult Swim "We should see other people" commercial. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted, "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!" I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I'm fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Trying to be the bigger person, I told him, "Your loss, not mine." He responded with, "I didn’t lose anything really. You let yourself go. Have you looked in the mirror lately?” FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
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Livzii 5
karma is gonna gets it's revenge on her
kidcanada 4
What a dumb bitch. You should have sat on her
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Ilawlatu 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Or you could lose weight? Obesity is a major problem in the world. It leads to many other diseases, as well as causes a massive overuse of a quickly shrinking food supply. Also, inbeforemadfatpeople
Yarrachel 16
How do you know she is even fat? Some people consider even normal sized people to be fat
RyanMacVey 17
skinny girls are worse than fat girls tbh... id rather **** a fat chick than ET
RyanMacVey 17
wut? my username is gayboii, i can understand that it suggests im gay... my comment states that i would rather **** a fat girl than an alien? ... do explain why you doubt this is true?
RyanMacVey 17
and im a troll why? ... i gave my opinion above, which im aloud to do... all you did was bring my username into yet another fml for no apparent reason... i like my username, get used to it
mariayten 0
Since when are skinny girls ETs? Lol. What the thin girl said was really bitchy though, sorry OP.
RyanMacVey 17
i complain when people assume it makes means im gay... or when they bring it into every ******* fml... im not gay, i have nothing against gay people jeeez
asoptavlo14 6
If you want people to stop asking why you're gay make a new account. Gayboii you're an idiot.
RyanMacVey 17
ok ill give you the spelling but some of my comments are ok ... and i do apologise for my username but if i want to make a new account then i need to make a new email account and stuff and i really cant be bothered with that... i didnt realise it would get taken so seriously... id really appreciate it if you wouldnt call me an idiot, coz im not one
tehzilla 12
Dude, gayboii or however it's spelled, keep your dang username, who gives a shit. :/
RyanMacVey 17
loool im gonna ask sirin if i can keep my badges if i make a new account... ima kinda proud of them, which sounds sad but i dont have many achievements :P 88 - *shrugs* apparently alot of people do
aFatFuck 0
I'm guessing gayboii likes fat women because when he's ******* them it feels like a man's anus - which if course gayboy loves. I mean what straight guy uses gayboii as a username? Hey gayboy you obviously took the name because you're an attention whoring gay.
RyanMacVey 17
happy?
Amrel 10
Well if i were to see a guy with a shirt that says gay boy i'd think hes gay
volleyballgrrl 6
thats exactly what i was going to say!
white16sox 19
Shrike you are over reacting. Let gayboii speak his mind.
white16sox 19
Also, shrike, who are you to say gay people aren't aloud to have an opinion on who they would rather **** in the opposite sex?
ItsTheKing 10
Son of a bitch shrike. The comment about the burger thing was an epic win.
ninjaCarebear 17
13. Or she is a healthy weight. And the skinny chick who is possibly close to underweight and think that one burger will lead her to adding 15 pounds. People who are stuck up bitches tend to think anyone bigger than them are fat.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Because we're all taking usernames to be how a person really is can I be the story of the year :D
white16sox 19
Well shrike you grammar Nazi I'm sorry for not being able to sense sarcasm over the god damn Internet.
white16sox 19
Well shrike you grammar Nazi I'm sorry for not being able to sense sarcasm over the god damn Internet.
white16sox 19
Two more thing one I seriously am sorry 4 not sensing your sarcasm and now to be on topic, how do we know op is fat she could be really skinny but the other girl was just being a bitch. We don't know for sure unless we've seen op.
ColorguardChik 1
What a freaking bitch
misssscarter21 1
Just ignore it. She will be fat one day they skinny girls always turn out fat.
GraceKathryn97 0
Well thanks, I'm 15 and I weigh 95 pounds...thanks for lettin me know I am gonna be fat someday...GEEZ!
WCARlover 35
That's not true...
kiran_fml 5
44 that's not healthy
WCARlover 35
50 you don't know how tall she is so it could be a healthy weight, just saying
BadSuerte 0
She didn't mean like that--what she probably meant was karma for that girl who called her fat. I'm sure she didn't mean it like that. She meant for skinny girls who are bitches. And good for you. Remind me why I give a ****?
ifknh8usernames 7
is that what happened to you?
GraceKathryn97 0
Thank u!:) I am 5 foot 6 inches so yes i don't look like a total freak! Lol
crazychick1269 7
I don't really believe that.... haha
bribearr 6
I'm 16 and 100 pounds. it's not unhealthy, it's just how you're built. plus I'm 5'3".
ReynshineCutting 10
Grace if you're 5'6 and 95lbs that is WAY unhealthy. 115 is as little as you should be to stay healthy. The healthy range for your height is 115-145. Go hit the weights and eat more.
GraceKathryn97 0
Oh 257 I didn't realize u where an expert, I'm sorry I shoulda asked u what u thought of my weight! (Sarcasm) ass!
GraceKathryn97 0
Oh 195 Idk if u know this but I dont give a rats nasty ass if u believe me or not...sounds like it jealous!
jellybeans4833 7
Why would someone with the right mind be jealous of a girl who is 5" 6 and weighs 95? Sorry, but that wouldn't be attractive- or healthy.
ninjakitty254 23
Actually in her profile she says she is 5'5. #50 is right, that's not healthy.
borkchop1992 15
ewww he's a chubby chaser
captainbj2 0
Wow...nice comment coming from someone who us not so hot either. Better stay in the water, it hides the anorexia....
DeathBunny218 37
I hope your ex stood up for you. Despite the fact that you've just broken up if he had any feelings for you whatsoever he would have jumped to your defence,
RyanMacVey 17
wow they are both bitches... did he really expect you to cry over him after he dumps you in public like that? ... assssssshole
Ambient_One 15
Oh my god, what did your ex do?
TalkinSmack 6
How do u stop a skinny girl from drowning? Take your foot off her head!
pan1cked 0
I hate skinny bitches.
WCARlover 35
What does skinny have to do with it? How about "I hate b*tches in general"?
ifknh8usernames 7
I hate fat bitches..
aFatFuck 0
And you like the fat ones?
Marianette 0
I hate bitches. I'm only 96lbs(metabolism) and get shit for it.
0opsie 6
I hate medium-sized bitches.
elmousey 5
I hate all "bitches". Women on the other hand, are great!
EmmyBabe_fml 0
Being skinny has absolutely NOTHING to do with personality.
skinthesnakes 6
should have broken her in half, what a bitch..
wierd1919 0
Yeee sticks like her got no shit It's the fat bitches that got the good stuff ^-^
ShelbyyCakess 0
26- I love your picture xD
skinthesnakes 6
thanks haha i thought it to be quite lul worthy