Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How, you may ask? He used the Adult Swim "We should see other people" commercial. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted, "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!" I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I'm fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Trying to be the bigger person, I told him, "Your loss, not mine." He responded with, "I didn’t lose anything really. You let yourself go. Have you looked in the mirror lately?” FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
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Livzii 5
karma is gonna gets it's revenge on her
kidcanada 4
What a dumb bitch. You should have sat on her
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wierd1919 0
What A Bitch. Ehh If He Broke Up With You, Just For That Damn Reason, Then He Wasnt For You. And For The Hoe...Well Hoes Gon Be Hoes. Karma Will Get That **** :D
OnlyLexi 0
Wtf! I'm sorry. I don't get bitches lik that. She was probably ugly as **** huh?
IndigoAcrylic 9
Yaa she is probably just jealous because you handled it so well. When she gets dumped... She probably stuffs 100 twinkies in her face... And then *barf*. Anyways... My point is, bitchez are bitchez are bitchez because people are bitchez to them. Which results in low self esteem which = insecure personality ;D LOL... I have no idea what the **** I just said xD
anorexicbarbie 8
Just because the girl is skinny doesn't mean she has an eating disorder. Why do people automatically think a skinny girl has an eating disorder? I'm naturally slender and I don't have an eating disorder, instead I eat right and exercise. So next time, please think before saying "skinny women have eating disorders".
tehzilla 12
I don't think he/she was generalizing that comment to all skinny people, just prying at the mean girl in the OP. Same with everyone else calling her a "bitch" and "****" and all this stuff that's also mean, but not being applied to all "skinny" girls. But who knows, if someone is going so far out of their way to bring up something quite rude about someone else's appearance, maybe she does have some insecurities of her own to deal with, maybe even disordered eating or something. Or maybe not. Not saying that's ALL skinny girls, or ALL fat girls, or ALL girls who have ever had braces.
IndigoAcrylic 9
Calm your hormones, lady. Do you see "skinny women have eating disorders" on my comment?? No. I clearly meant that, that particular women had insecurity issues for being a bitch to another female. 'So next time think' before you start bitching at me! D:< KTHXBAI!
IndigoAcrylic 9
And I am a he. Not a 'she/he. KTHXBAI
Marianette 0
thank you!!!!
MrsLaferriere 0
All this coming from "AnorexicBarbie." Your argument is invalid, imbecile.
VirgilLovesYou 0
Maybe they think that because she has an issue with people who aren't skinny which is common among girls with eating disorders. They hate fat, thus some hate fat people. So the bitch prolly does eat an assload of twinkies then purges them. And if she doesn't, oh well, she's a bitch.
anorexicbarbie 8
Because I'm obviously anorexic.
tehzilla 12
Yeesh, who does that? And to what appears to have been a complete stranger? That's awkward. And booyah for you for not giving your ex-bf the satisfaction of tears after he dumps you in a ridiculously public setting. :/ Sounds like a jerk move.
MangoRico1 1
And slim girls get old
jaff23 11
Dunk that bitch
lmaoatall 6
ride her like a wake board.
uprising_fml 0
I'm so sorry OP, that just adds insult to injury. but don't worry, horrible people like that girl feel like they are entitled to treat people like shit simply because they get what they want easily--such as for that girl, I bet she is naturally skinny and eats what she wants, which means when she turns 30 she will be the fat one. and at that point hopefully you will be beautiful, slender and successful :)
VeganVampyre 27
I resent your generalization. I am quite slender, and I have never been mean to anyone just because I feel "entitled". In fact, I'm never mean to anyone who doesn't honestly deserve it. Also, being thin does not mean you get everything you want.
ReynshineCutting 10
Uprising said "people like that girl" not "skinny people". And honestly I've met WAY more skinny bitches than bigger bitches. I'm bigger myself and there are TONS of anorexic looking shanks out there that love to point it out. There aren't near as many big girls that are that bitchy. Luckily I know I'm 1000x better looking than they are so I just say "well at least I'm naturally beautiful" and keep going.
country4life17 0
Don't be fat or don't care your choice
tehzilla 12
... What? That hardly makes sense. You don't even know if op's even overweight, bikini girl just might be ridiculously rude and a bully. And even if OP is fat, what the ****, you can't just go around being a huge asshole to people and expect people to brush it off their shoulders like it's nothing.
bigdurrdy 4
Nothing wrong with being slim. But there's something terribly wrong with being a bitch. She'll get hers.....