Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
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guillotine_fml 0
let me guess the reason why he broke up: lack of communication?
Poetry_Puddle 0
YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAK UP. :O
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Comments (129)
solocredere12 4
Yeah, that sucks.
Osakhomen 0
What a piece for CRAP! Sorry about that.
myballs 0
I'm glad for you, OP; now that you know your boyfriend was an asshole and it subsequently ended. Find someone who isn't an idiot. Good luck.
Noxic 0
The horrible things I would do to my boyfriend if he ever did that to me...
plexico 4
He's probably scared of you. He thought you might hit him, scream hysterically or shout to everyone else that he has a tiny dick and uses it poorly to boot.
Sunako_fml 9
how is he scared of the OP when he texted her IN THE SAME ROOM that she was in??
plexico 4
He could have been really close to the exit when he pressed "Send."
DrunkenValor 0
The guy should have telegrammed it to her, but pay extra so they sing the message. That's how I plan on breaking up with all my super model girlfriends.
nerdgirlagogo 0
He's a loser! He could have at least picked up the phone....
Sun_Kissed18 25
They were in the same room... Why is CALLING to break up better than texting it in that situation?
S1R 0
Its a joke. An obvious joke
kira1kira 0
u can't txt msg break up!
sfgfan10 0
don't worry, he has no balls
Kenpachi_fml 0
I hope u beat him woith ur cell or YDI for doing nothing about it
runormal 0
lol owned