Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
hmacy
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Canadagirl
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
mish
Leominster, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Brave boy
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
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guillotine_fml 0
let me guess the reason why he broke up: lack of communication?
Poetry_Puddle 0
YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAK UP. :O
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AntiChrist7 0
don't date cowardly nerds. YDI
DrunkenValor 0
I resent that comment. I am a cowardly nerd and I tend to act like a complete jackass until the woman's hand is forced. We never dump because our hearts are too big.
sickofdrama 0
man.. i hope u feel better soon. Try to get him back, because he's probably the most important person in ur life. maybe tell more about the story. why did he break up with u?
Alphabetica 0
He was probably only 5"3 anyway, assuming he's from Liverpool like you are! Scouse men = short! Now you can go out and find a man who you can go out in heels with!
fred564 0
i'm scouse and i'm 6"1, so that stereotypes really accurate...oh wait.
Alphabetica 0
So am I and I have happened to notice the distinct LACK of tall Scouse men.
fred564 0
well my dear friend i must be the exception :p
mangotron 0
http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=22500
gothchick98 0
I WOULD BITCH SLAP HIM IF I WERE U! DI U!?!? U SHOULD HAVE!!!
giganticbrain 0
******* good! I'm sure you deserve it! I give that man accolades!
sammie_93 0
stupid boy! plus i know how you feel, that happened to me too :(
Sherko 0
haha that's funny as hell i have to try that someday to see what happens....hahaha
leksileks 0
oh my god thats horrible i know exactly how u feel. its been nearly a year since my exboyfriend dumped me through a text. Whats worse, he abbreviated. and after that he refused to talk to me, like at lunch, he'd be sitting rite next to me and he asked my friend to ask me a question he wanted to ask me. He became a real dickwad after that, u don;t deserve him if he doesnt have the balls to break up with u face to face.