Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Brave boy
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Canadagirl
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
hmacy
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
SezzyJ
Australia
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML
misswhiskers
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Great timing, dude
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
brycepetrillo
New Port Richey, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
mish
Leominster, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
neta_1996
Mabelvale, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
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ahabsfan 17
Maybe he found himself a hawk tuah girl.
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ahabsfan 17
Maybe he found himself a hawk tuah girl.