Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Brave boy
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
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guillotine_fml 0
let me guess the reason why he broke up: lack of communication?
Poetry_Puddle 0
YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAK UP. :O
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Comments (129)
XOfiestypixie 0
I think text message break-up is becoming the new IM break-up. I don't know whether it's just as bad or worse...
plexico 4
Back in my day, When a boy wanted to cut loose a girl, he'd send a polite, though curtly worded fax . . . And we loved it! Flibbity-floo.
rawrr456 0
Woah , man i've seen that ON TV. so i dont think he actually did that. :/
leisl14 0
you do realize that people do and say things they've come across in stories, shows, and movies right?
Synnie 0
Please be a troll.
SaintJimmy 0
I agree with #18.
jyn_fml 0
oh well, one less asshole in your life.
invalid_name94 0
ouch... You probably deserve more than that.
aback 5
Choose better next time.
heartbreak54 0
This happened to me on Thursday. No joke.
onstar102 0
I call fake. http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1549
greenerscenery 0
Exact some thing has happened to me about two years ago. What a dbag.
pauliswan 0
agree with #21