hmacy
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
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Australia
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
bunnyyy
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Disrespect to the max
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML
Top comments
Tripartita 45
And the whole time you probably just thought he was doing regular texting and having sex simultaneously!
Kraths 16
Well I have heard of break up texts and break up sex, but this low
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Comments (35)
GhostFox 34
How even... how emotionally lazy do you have to be to do that?
DanielleinDC 34
Wow. Wow. He's texting during sex and decides that during sex is the right time to break up--and breaks up with you via text? What an ass.
Tripartita 45
And the whole time you probably just thought he was doing regular texting and having sex simultaneously!
Kraths 16
Well I have heard of break up texts and break up sex, but this low
tonyfan00 38
I think the first clue was that he was on his cell phone while having sex. I mean that kinda stuff is a bit difficult to <I>not</I> notice...
chubbear 14
Kind of, but not if he was behind her!
azouwa 26
Maybe he didn't mean it. Wrong number?
RichardPencil 32
When you feel a phone on your back during doggie-style, you might want to get off your phone and put some effort into the enterprise!
Kayla Daniels 6
he was trying to break up and get the break up sex in all at the same time
Burle 17
Did you check your texts while having sex?
BanjoCheeseGuy 26
Honestly, I don’t know whether to feel sad for you, pity him, or be impressed that he somehow pulled that off, or all of the above