Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
hmacy
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Canadagirl
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
mish
Leominster, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Brave boy
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
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guillotine_fml 0
let me guess the reason why he broke up: lack of communication?
Poetry_Puddle 0
YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAK UP. :O
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Comments (129)
JADEstokesxo 0
bitch. you forgot to mention you cheated on him. yeah. bitch. watch out tomorrow okay?
axlman 0
you shoul've called him to talk things over!!! lol :)
ban4023 0
**** ppl who break up on text message...dnt be a pussy
allmidnighteyes 11
I would've done it with a piece of parchment rolled up and tied to a messenger pigeon's foot.
DrunkenValor 0
"Dear, doth grow boredeth of thy whine, consider our relationship void. Please stop pigeoning me, lest I inform the privy council of thy trespasses."
DunHassleDuhHoff 0
If you didn't get up immediately and kick him in the balls than you deserve it. Otherwise, he's an asshole. Wait... He's an asshole eitherway. If you didn't kick him in the balls than you deserve it, but he's still an asshole if you didn't
srgntawesome 0
Ha 60
mrose57 0
Today your boyfriend is an asshole. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
fs_ak 0
your bf is a jerk.. and this situation kinda reminds me of a commercial where this girl breaks up wit her bf via text while she was sittin right beside him.. fyl
FerrariCake 2
He probably just wanted to make sure there was a record of it, and that there were no misunderstandings.
clos14 0
this happened to me b4.. lol