Today, I removed the safety padding from around the trampoline because it seemed useless. This afternoon, I did a backflip, got my hair stuck in the springs, ripped out a chunk of my hair, and face planted it into the brick pavers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a friend's trampoline trying to convince my mom that trampolines are safe and we should get one. While telling her, I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML
Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML
Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML
Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML
Today, I went to a trampoline park and jumped into an adult-area foam pit that apparently used to be for children. I guess it never occurred to them to change the depth of it, as I now have a fractured ankle. FML
Today, on a whim, I decided to try parkour. I climbed a chain link fence and fell off, right onto my face. Then the owner of the property shouted at me. FML
Today, I went to an indoor trampoline park. This would usually be fun, except that I got there, broke my ankle, and left in an ambulance, all before my friends even arrived. FML
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML
Today, I thought I'd impress my friends with a backflip into the pool. I ended up smacking my back on the edge of the diving board and belly-flopping into the water. Now I have a bruise and a story that everyone is intent on retelling. I'm just glad no one was filming me. I hope. FML
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cucuto89 0
you went out of your way to remove a safety device that you didn't even think was a hindrance to it at all. YDI 110%
ALittleBitCrazy 0
Fail!
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Comments (108)
ALittleBitCrazy 0
Fail!
yougetmecloserto 0
Hahaha, the OP is from the same place as me (western australia) so props for being in proximity of a retard!
Zhejan 0
Well, life on a trampoline does have its ups and downs.
guillotine_fml 0
ahah, win
capital_seven 0
OH SO MUCH WIN
mak_attack 0
ahahahaha, win comment XD
RileyFerrari 0
Retard.
TheBitchOfChuckN 7
Yes, anything with the word "SAFETY" in it is useless.
Eashag 3
Lol, definitely YDI. Retard.
eerriikk1122 0
it is there for a reason or??
Kaplowitz 0
#20, when you have retard sex with the OP please use a condom
Starchild21 3
lol I think they're going to spend a few hours trying to figure out if the penis goes in the ear or somewhere else haha _______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
allmidnighteyes 11
BELLY BUTTON! No, wait... that's not it... ARMPIT! Yeah, that's the right one! :D
diet_otaku 0
#20, seriously? SAFETY padding? it's there for SAFETY, which is why it's never useless and should never be removed, and OP is retarded and totally deserves it.
Shadow14l 0
#20 You must be the idiot who doesn't wear his helmet...
ISellHerbs 0
Self explanatory.
taylorlovesjuicy 0
agree!
edthered 0
I'm trying to think of something to say that isn't just endless streams of "hahaha"... But it's just not coming to me.
cucuto89 0
you went out of your way to remove a safety device that you didn't even think was a hindrance to it at all. YDI 110%
Sun_Kissed18 25
Well I don't really blame her. I took off the padding from my trampoline for the same reason and I'm fine. She was just unlucky :/ or uncoordinated
jjenniferr05 0
What a bloody great idea. You actually fail at life.
f_alltheirlives 3
What?
nlm92 15
44 you're fine for now...
up4thebadguys 0
Ahh it's the retarded ones that are the most satisfying to read. Especially when they get exactly what they deserve :]
Otium_fml 3
It's there for a reason, you know... :/ Still, I feel sorry for you.
Sonfang 19
YDI stupid is as stupid does! Lol! If it wasn't bothering you WHY take time to remove it?
crayfish 0
why would ever remove a piece of safety equipment? It's obviously there for a reason
Jal1989 0
and that's why there's padding