Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
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alvarny 17
Coward.
ohmandapants 17
I hope you firmly planted your foot up his ass afterwards.
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Comments (121)
JoeLouisBomber 9
Hope you went over there with a frying pan
Minecraftering 5
She can't bring cooking utensils out of the kitchen, or they would get dirty and we, as men, would have nothing to eat.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Swallow sadness!
Smnrphy16 0
Is he handy caped
missamazinggg 12
*handicapped
RadPenny 6
Are you "handy caped"?
Minecraftering 5
Only if he wears a cape all of the time, because that's pretty handy. cwatididthar?
perdix 31
At least he had the decency to call you. Lots of people break up via text these days. A real man would dump you by letting you find him ******* your sister or your best friend. He either gets rid of you definitively, or starts a three-way.
Humanspider 18
Getting a call or text still sucks. He should have approached her.
MexicanObama 15
He's a keeper.
perdix 31
Y'know, since the bf broke up with her, it's not the OP's call whether he's a "keeper" or not. Unless she has a basement dungeon and lots of rope and duct tape...
Commiecakes 0
Cant tell if sarcasm or massive amounts of stupid o.O
jaredjudd21 2
That awkward moment when the person that broke up with u still lives with u
MaddiLovesYou12 0
What a jerk!! You deserve better
criminalmindsfan 0
That's when u walk in on him and say "crap! You beat me to it!"
Bullheard 0
you could find sombody better
Steve95401 49
What a loser! You deserve a lot better than him.