Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
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alvarny 17
Coward.
ohmandapants 17
I hope you firmly planted your foot up his ass afterwards.
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Comments (121)
SocialAnarchy 0
I'd love to know how to start an ass garden, how may I firmly plant an ass as well?
FortuneCookie3 1
king of lazy people..
Jf770 10
What a dick.
Pixelatedmess 0
WOW.
nava1210 12
Like a pro.
aceman1992 9
Shit on debrahs desk!
bizarre_ftw 22
Go into the other room and slap him
CradleLeena 0
Goes to show you dont need someone THAT lazy... You deserve better.
DangerousGirl91 2
If I were you I'd go next door, slap the shit out of his face and be the one who breaks up with him. What a jerk! He doesn't even have the guts to say it in your face he says it over the phone... what a pussy!
TXjuggalo972 6
Solid snake, like a box!