Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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alvarny 17
Coward.
ohmandapants 17
I hope you firmly planted your foot up his ass afterwards.
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Comments (121)
xForeverNever 6
Woww. You should be glad he moved on, he needs to grow a pair before he gets a girlfriend.
shireeniee 8
Suck a dude's dick.
The__Redneck 7
If you didn't call him a coward, go do it now. And when you tell other people about him, make sure you get his name right.
Courtney_Sanders 6
Instead of sitting on the phone listening to him, you should have just hung up and walked into the next room to confront him. You both are cowards.
deadxmau5 6
At least he wasn't playing mw3 in that chair while he broke up with you.
writergirl23 19
Haha someone didn't wanna see ur face
BadSuerte 0
Did you go into the other room and kicked his lazy balls that which will be pain? Lazy ass + pissed off ex-gf= Balls are in pain. DO IT!
FredtheFailLord 4
Bitch, please! My exgf didn't even take the time to call, she texted me with the news.
d_unsub 12
I don't know if it a FYL or YDI it cos on one hand is a FLY cos this is kind of messed up but on the other hand YDI cos if you want date a pussy you should become lesbian
shay__angel__ 5
That cowardly bastard