Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
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Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
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alvarny 17
Coward.
ohmandapants 17
I hope you firmly planted your foot up his ass afterwards.
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Comments (121)
AspynMicaela 1
Wow... ^ my only comment on this.
Jeffers123 5
He such a boss eh? You should firmly plant your foot up his ass
Nikelopez 11
That guy has no dick!
mermie 0
Do you have a saucepan? Yes? Well what are you waiting for? USE IT!!! o.O
eilef 2
Hey that takes balls
kbtoyz69 9
like a g6! like a g6!
Racbhat13 0
maybe he just needed a break lol
luckySLevin 0
he's a chicken shit grow some nutz wait a minute he can't
chubby_choco 17
...please tell me you walked into that room and gave him a well-deserved beating?
man2watch 0
Was your boyfriend also your brother?