Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML
Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML
Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML
Today, getting tired of my usual turkey/tuna salad/chicken sandwiches, I made a pot of soup to take to work for lunch. My girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night to forage for snacks, spilled it all over the floor, and woke me up to clean it. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML
Today, I got up early to make a surprise breakfast in bed for my partner. As I was carrying the tray into the bedroom, I tripped and spilled the hot coffee all over them. We ended up in the emergency room so they could take a look at the burns I caused. FML
Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
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IPoopedOnU 12
Awww he was bringing you soup that's so sweet :)
beezerbnt00 4
That's hot
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Comments (159)
i_amthe_walrus 0
Bummer.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Now get him to lick it off of you ;) Okay maybe spilled soup isn't the sexiest thing in the world, but y'all could make it work :D
n_epic_fail 14
Did you let him lick it off you?...
glenzhao2 16
I honestly can not see any likely way in which he could have done that by accident haha
n_epic_fail 14
Great minds must think alike
JustinComments 3
30 - that's pretty much saying "I don't see how anyone can possibly trip and fall"..
graham11 14
Everyone knows #30 is a ninja. He's never tripped over himself before. What a stud!
gregorrok1 0
Well it's the thought that counts... If you had a fever then you probably couldn't even tell... Besides it being liquid.
baseball6917 8
on the bright side, your boyfriend can get you wet even when you're sick..
the_fuck_is_this 2
Counter uav is up they're blind
LolFMLnot 10
Awee OP i hope you didn't scream at him and make him feel like shit , because he was probably feeling bad for spilling soup all over you, he worked hard to make it too.
taytay6510 6
First catch the chickens from the coop, then make them into soup. Walk carefully up the stairs, but watch out for chairs ! Be cautious not to fall and spill it all over your mate or she fill be full of anger and hate! If you happen to spill, when she is Ill, head to the mall and buy her it ALL!
Bobissmall 13
Yeah, dump that douche bag!
SpruceDread4578 13
99- Really? I think you need to maybe get out more...
honne_tatemae 9
"Here's your dinner Meg."
beezerbnt00 4
That's hot
Boomshadow 3
Ha! To the OP, that's no fun, but at least he tried to be sweet. He probably should post an FML too.
xSonic 9
Haha yeah, I was about to say, "Hey atleast you're feeling warm now." :)
IcyJack 7
THAT'S A SPICY-A MEATBALL!! ... Ahem.
Spinnmaster 1
^ wtf did this cool cat just say!?
Minecraftering 5
3- That's a terrible pun.
WCARlover 35
All puns are terrible...which us what makes them good
WCARlover 35
Is*
henry214365 4
Lol
IPoopedOnU 12
Awww he was bringing you soup that's so sweet :)
aceman1992 9
It's the thought that counts... unless you spill hot soup on me.
jaredofmo 22
Yeah, it sucks he spilled it on you, but what a sweetheart!
nadyy14 8
What a cute guy for bringing you soup!
graham11 14
Aww that was really sweet of him! It's the thought that counts:) feel better OP!
graham11 14
Darnit.. Someone already said "it's the thought that counts" but hey..I tried!
rhysfucker 24
Yeah, that was sweet. A+ for thoughtfulness, C- for clumsiness... Still, very good intentions shouldn't be punished.
foreverisending 0
it was very sweet. so not his fault for tripping. = it does suck. but at least he was trying =)
StopDropNRoll 11
What if the plan was to "trip"? And he was just being a douche >.>
Xo_CuPcAkLuVa_oX 6
2-That's what I was thinking :) thought that counts.. at least he tried instead of makin you bring him soul.
Dandeska 7
That is rather sweet of a guy to do that for a girl nowadays
123zc1 3
I would say "It's the thought that counts," but I've had soup spilled on me, and it hurts like hell.
EvilPotato 15
Maybe if the soap is laced with acid?
jellitonoctopus 19
23, acid soap would be more painful than hot soup.
123zc1 3
Soap generally has a pH of 7-10, making it a base, if not neutral. Just saying.
EvilPotato 15
Lol I misread the FML I thought it was soap instead of soup, I guess soup does make more sense, my apologizes.
emjayprice 0
it's the thought that counts. good thing he's sweet :)
crazy_whitechick 6
Well at least he's a good boyfriend...
Stormdriven37 6
The kind but klutzy. They mean well but, they're klutzy.
SamanthaThe1st 23
"Hey babe got ya some soup so you can feel bet-" *BOOF*
jozmejia 13
at least he brought you some soup.
youcantwin 8
That's so messed up
graham11 14
Did you read the same FML as me? I thought it was sweet, personally...
KiddNYC1O 22
She obviously means the situation...
IntoTheClouds 42
Pour you.
gryffgirl23 0
I see what ya did there...