Today, I was talking to a hot girl at the bus stop. She seemed interested in me and I was feeling a connection forming. When the bus came, I offered to let her board first, but she said it "wasn't her bus" and said goodbye. Later, I realized I'd spent 20 minutes making moves on a prostitute. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML
Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML
Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
Today, an attractive woman on a bus told my girlfriend I was good looking and that she was a lucky woman. She immediately took me home, shagged me vigorously, cried, and then broke up with me because, “It’s not you, it’s me.” FML
Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML
Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML
Today, I got off a long shift and went to the bus stop. Upon arrival, I saw a girl giving a guy a blowjob. Disgusted, I tried to avoid them and sat on the bench to wait. The girl popped up angrily and looked over at me. "Can't you give us some privacy?!" This is the only bus stop nearby. FML
Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
A real working prostitute wouldn't waste 20 minutes chatting with a john, she'd ask for a "date" or a "party" and maybe start throwing around some prices for various services. So, you either talked to a girl who thought you were a creeper, or a prostitute who found you so repulsive that she would want to practice her trade on you.
wonderboy1 0
hahaha what gave it away?
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Comments (33)
icanspellgud 0
not first
lynx_fml 0
might want to learn something from icanhazcheezeburger. nawt second.
mazz0014 0
haha
wonderboy1 0
hahaha what gave it away?
noobgang7 5
when he went down there later and saw her with her four prostitute friends :p
blankaex 0
I was wondering how he later realised.
blump68 0
ha
untoldfame 3
yes, yes you are.
Anonymous874598 0
You are a looser. Maybe she would have slept with you for free. You didnt try hard enough.
maydayyparade 27
Loser* you should learn how to spell
boog_fml 7
No wonder you felt a connection
jair_lhao 0
how did u know she was a prostitud, maybe she was going to a party or maybe she was a pole dancer and was comming or going to work lol
thatssomeBS 9
This seems wierd to me... I've never seen a "hot" prostitute... they usually look used and cracked out... not that that stopped.. nevermind, I shouldn't go there
DynamicDave 11
Bahaha! All you had to do was pay the bitch! BTW, what caused you to realize it was a prostitute?
allmidnighteyes 11
Pretty Woman?
Cristaderzi 0
LOL That sucks Yoy must have been in the Mish in SF!! I mean thats the ONLY place where I've seen working girls in the daytime!!
Scorpitarrius 0
Either that or International Blvd across the bay in Oakland lol.