Today, I called my mom into my room to ask her to bring me something. She referred to me as a "lazy fat slug." I'm 38 weeks pregnant and was put on emergency bedrest by my doctor. FML
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Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML
Today, I'm on bed rest after a major surgery. I can walk to the bathroom but can barely raise my hands. At the hospital, my mom gave this dramatic speech of being there whenever I needed her. When I asked her to come make me breakfast, she didn’t show up til noon then complained I was in a bad mood. FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, I was called fat by my boyfriend's old-fashioned mom. I'm not close to fat but I'm not really skinny either so she calls me fat. She also complained that my feet makes noise when I walk and that girls shouldn't make noise when walking. This week has been hell. FML
Today, my bedridden mother called me selfish. After an operation two weeks ago, all I've done is feed her, clean her and the house every day. She called me selfish because I couldn't lift a TV into her room. FML
Today, I told my mom that I’m pregnant. She said I could use it as an opportunity to “trim down.” I’m 130lbs and muscular. FML
Today, my lazy, obese mother took the last motor cart at the grocery store. My leg is in a cast. She told me to "use the shopping cart to help with the limp" as she rolled away. FML
Today, while at a family baby shower, my grandfather thought it would be funny to inform me, in front of everyone, that I had gotten fat. I'm 7 months pregnant and the baby shower was for me. FML
Today, while tucking my toddler in bed and telling her I love her, she responded with, "And I love your bouncy castle belly!" I know I'm overweight, but I didn't think I was that fat. FML
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EmbalmingTheatre 0
Your mom's rude! She definitely shouldn't say that to you!
laurisshnazzy 0
Or her mother could have been at her house because she was placed on bedrest and needs someone to take care of her. Good lord, people.
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EmbalmingTheatre 0
Your mom's rude! She definitely shouldn't say that to you!
quent10 0
yea your spelling is an "emergency" too
Miss_Represented 0
Usually at 38 weeks preggo if there's a dangerous issue they'll induce or do a c-sec because baby is considered term at 36 or 37 weeks... I was preggo twice, both times high risk.
pandalovesreggae 0
well probably if you're living with your mom expecting a child and bed rest doesn't always mean you can't get up at all. lazy.
kiltsaresexy 4
153 is right. I was 37 weeks, and they diagnosed me with preeclampsia. They induced me and had to perform an emergency C-section. I don't see why OP's doctor would put her on bedrest that far along.
sulitak 27
Some doctors prefer to NOT induce at that point.
paperfox_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If you don't like the way she talks to you, move out and get your own place. *shrugs*
SUPERGIRL111311 0
wow stupid she's on bed rest
Daysgoby 0
she's probably a teenager, #2
nathans_mommy 0
Who cares if she is.? I'm 19 and I had a baby who is now a beautiful angel ? age shouldn't matter as long as ur stable. That's how life happens people reproduce. Rip baby boy ?
Torunn 13
I'm sorry for your loss :(
whycantisignup 24
#167: #3 meant if she was a teenager, she couldn't move out... He/she wasn't insulting anyone.
that_guy01 0
you should have come up with something witty about not being a good mother and throw something about grandmother in there while you're at it, you know, to make her feel like shite.
qwertification 0
always works
wheatie 0
yes sir(:
sk8rchick97 0
you should been all like well looks. like grammas abortion FAILED!!!
TooMuchXbox 0
Kill her in her sleep. They'll never suspect you because you're so pregnant.
oldskool_fml 0
You seem to be suffering from yourmomzabitch..yeah, I have it too..Lol
akvandervort 21
Maybe she said ****? You're pregnant and living at home? How old are you?
xedious 0
Oh well. Maybe you should think twice before getting pregnant while still living with your Mom.
hisbabygurl1 0
hey did u ever think that maybe her mom is staying with her because she is on emergency bedrest! why does she have to be the one who lives with their parents! ever think of that... my mom was like that to me when she stayed at my place to keep me company and my fiancé was working
SUPERGIRL111311 0
I agree with hisbabygurl1 you dont know so shut up
sulitak 27
If I was put on bedrest, my Mom would be at MY house since my DH doesn't have many days off of work at his new job yet
MGW501 2
I suspect she's referring to you over a much longer period of time.........plus you're pregnant living at home still - you're a dream child really.
laurisshnazzy 0
Or her mother could have been at her house because she was placed on bedrest and needs someone to take care of her. Good lord, people.
Vash_41288 10
very true #11 its always funny how people assume the worst of people there is no way to really know. assumptions can be the worst. well sorry to hear that op hope your baby comes out super healthy
daniellekimberly 23
Im with you! A little respect jeez
Raeloe 15
Regardless if her mom was there to help her or not, that doesnt excuse the mother calling her a fat lazy slug when shes 9 months pregnant.