Today, my boyfriend bitched me out for being too controlling. Apparently, not only am I being unreasonable by not wanting him visiting strip clubs with his friends, I'm also just "looking for excuses to get mad" at him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML
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Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, my husband and I went out to dinner. I caught him writing down his number for the waitress. When I confronted him, his response was, "What? I'm not allowed to have friends?" and threw a fit over my "irrational paranoia." I had to walk home in the cold, because he kicked me out of the car mid-argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my girlfriend said I make too many demands of her, and that I'm being unreasonable, I’m sorry but when dating surely it’s reasonable to expect conversation, intimacy, date nights, sex on occasion. Basically, if it’s not sitting on TikTok or Instagram, anything I want she says is “unreasonable.” FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
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Richard16 0
Get your self a male stripper... :)
my_usagi 0
Going to strip clubs and getting hard to girls taking off their clothes and dancing on your lap is cheating. It's different than ****. So, if you don't mind your bf watching girls strip at a club, what's the difference between that and him going over to his friend "sarahs" apartment so she can strip for him and give him a dance? What it's not like he's sleeping with her, right? If he thinks she's psycho for that. Then she can go dance naked and cocktease men, and if he doesn't like it, then he's "psycho".
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kaileigh10 2
What's the big deal about him going to a strip club? Let me guess, you won't let him watch **** either.
ideasrule 13
You are indeed being too controlling. If he wants to visit strip clubs, that's his interest and his choice, just as it was your choice to be with him in the first place.
mama8809 0
Go with him and his friends the more you don't want him to go the more he's going to gi
Egnar 19
Don't listen to her - Don't invite yourself to your boyfriends get together. While some couples do go to strip clubs together, and thats cool, the majority of guys go as a "Guys-Night-Out" type of thing. . Just like girls like to go dancing and innocently grind up against strangers. Inviting yourself to go to the bar will not only make your boyfriend resent you it'll make his friends more careful about inviting HIM out and urging him to go behind your back.
leadman1989 16
By this logic he shouldn't be able to watch **** either, you obviously don't trust him so has he done something to deserve that mistrust or are you exactly as he describes? Personal story I invited this girl out to eat she said yes we were going out late and throwing out suggestions for places when I said hooters she threw a fit... And then asked me what they served... She'd never even been there just assuming bunch of stuff that's not even true. Sounds like what you're doing here.
Egnar 19
Many women feel like places like Strip Clubs and Hooters degrade women. Personally, I don't like to go to places like that, I've never even been to a Hooters, as I don't particularly find the sex appeal in someone trying to get money from me by being half naked, however I find it to be the exact opposite. Instead of being degrading to women I find it empowering and I have the utmost respect for women in positions whom will do whatever it takes to be able to pay the bills and are comfortable enough in their bodies to handle a job like that.
mizsunshine 3
Who's to say she DOESN'T know what's going on at the strip club? Think before you speak.
leadman1989 16
Its a restaurant I like their food... their theme is attractive women nothing more nothing less. Besides if you see it as empowering why wouldn't you try to support them?
leadman1989 16
Of course she knows what goes on in there. But like I said people's imaginations run wild and they often blow things out of proportion.
KaelaKhaotic 5
He's obviously trying to find a way to get you mad. Dump his ass. He's not worth your time.
Egnar 19
Being upset that he's on a leash when he should be capable of making his own unadulterated choices is totally him trying to get his girlfriend mad, yep.
SwtCherryPie 26
What the hell is wrong with all you people telling her to get over it. I feel 100% the way she does. My husband is not allowed in strip clubs. Im sorry but i dont want him drooling over some dirty piece of tail and coming home pretending he's thinking about me after all that. I dont let him watch **** either unless we watch it together. If he loves her and respects her he wouldnt find an issue in any of this just as my husband doesnt. Either he's done something to prove he isnt trustworthy or there have been issues in her past that make it uncomfortable for her. Regardless, he should respect her opinions and if he doesnt want to maybe she should move on. And if its that big of a deal, he should find out why she has a problem with it, work that out, and move from there and maybe then she wont care so much.
kmeredith 8
Lol yeh but he is totally doing it behind ur back!
zonbieman 0
Tell me, does your husband give you as many restrictions as you give him, or is it a one way street?
rogerover 19
And he is only allowed to touch his dick if you give him permission or to aim when he's peeing right ??!!
Nyolia 11
Thank you. I don't understand why someone would do that when they got a wife/girlfriend at home that LOVES them actually and you can get that stuff for free. And I'm excluding all "wanting guys for money" women.
sleepingparrot 7
Thank you! My husband and I have the same agreement. He knows how I feel about it and chooses not to go. It's called caring about your partner's feelings. And if not going is going to hurt him as much as him going hurts OP? Then seriously, where are this man's priorities?
herpitydurteedur 0
Same with me and my man. We don't watch actual **** together, just hentai. **** is just nasty to us. As far as the "what if she's not home and he's horny?" arguement, how hard is it to wait a while till she gets there? It's not like it's gonna fall off or anything. Sure you might get blue balls every once in a while but in my past experience that only happens when you're right about to and you get cockblocked. How do you think chicks feel when we get super horny? We gotta just stick it out. But yeah. Some people need to have some self discipline/control. Besides, you could use that time you have waitingfor her to set up a romantic atmosphere it something and then totalllyyyyy take her to pound town when she gets back >;3
erikaa916 0
#61, I totally agree with you. I've been with my bf for three years and the way I see it is, why should he have to go out and see skanks he can't touch when he can get from me? we have a very active sex life, and I never turn him away. I do not approve of him going to strip clubs, because I know what goes on, so he doesn't go out of respect to me. he also wouldn't like the idea of me paying for a lap dance from a strange man when I could easily get one from him? i also don't approve of him watching ****. what's the point of masturbating to visual stimulation when you have your wife/gf who's more then willing to give you great sex? like the saying goes, "why go out for burgers when you have steak at home."
SoNotForYou 5
It's just a strip club, stop being so insecure
kmeredith 8
No shit! Wtf is wrong with all these women! My hubby watches **** if I'm at work or out and he is horny...well I'm not there so wateva! ...if I'm home and he wants to watch **** for something different il watch it with him, he goes on boys nights to strip clubs and I go out on girls nights to clubs to dance.... We come home to each other, are always honest, we tell each other if we think someone is hot .... We have 100% trust in each other because we are honest and give each other freedom :)
swinglifeaway123 8
**** his brains out. Make him not want to ever see another woman's **** in his life.
smokeymama 0
Relax lady the strip clubs are safe it's there job to dance for losers like him. They're not not gonna give him or any other loser a chance. So just take a chill pill.
Leota_fml 5
Guys are stupid, what can I say.