Today, my boyfriend bitched me out for being too controlling. Apparently, not only am I being unreasonable by not wanting him visiting strip clubs with his friends, I'm also just "looking for excuses to get mad" at him. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, my husband and I went out to dinner. I caught him writing down his number for the waitress. When I confronted him, his response was, "What? I'm not allowed to have friends?" and threw a fit over my "irrational paranoia." I had to walk home in the cold, because he kicked me out of the car mid-argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my girlfriend said I make too many demands of her, and that I'm being unreasonable, I’m sorry but when dating surely it’s reasonable to expect conversation, intimacy, date nights, sex on occasion. Basically, if it’s not sitting on TikTok or Instagram, anything I want she says is “unreasonable.” FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
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Top comments
Richard16 0
Get your self a male stripper... :)
my_usagi 0
Going to strip clubs and getting hard to girls taking off their clothes and dancing on your lap is cheating. It's different than ****. So, if you don't mind your bf watching girls strip at a club, what's the difference between that and him going over to his friend "sarahs" apartment so she can strip for him and give him a dance? What it's not like he's sleeping with her, right? If he thinks she's psycho for that. Then she can go dance naked and cocktease men, and if he doesn't like it, then he's "psycho".
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Comments (336)
caviar_fml 2
ydi for being unreasonable
auddylynne 0
That's a hard one. If it was a special occasion I wouldn't care. But if he kept going it would bother me. I don't think it's unreasonable to not want that.
justanotherhuman 21
^ agreed.
amphetamin3 17
What's wrong with seeing some strippers? Doesn't matter where you get your appetite from as long as you go home for dinner. (;
BeerWhore 4
What if he doesn't "come home for dinner". How ******* stupid can you be!!
amphetamin3 17
Girls that get mad about strip clubs are insecure. If he doesn't come home he isn't worth your time anyway. I go to the strip clubs with my guy friends...and I have a lot of fun. (:
zonbieman 0
117, apparently YOU can be pretty damn stupid. Your pretty much saying that of you look at a naked woman, your going to have to go home with her. Your punishing him for "getting his appetite" long before he "didnt eat at home". Preemptive things like this do not work
amphetamin3 17
Right? My ex used to go to strip clubs... The only reason I got mad was cause he lied about it cause he thought I would get mad. Bottom line: be honest. If you can't be, you don't deserve to be in a relationship. I can appreciate good looking girls and I an also apreciate the fact that they're just trying to get paid. So strip clubs don't bother me... Especially since I do go every once in a while. The place I go it's $20 and unlimited drinks. I'm ok with that (:
celticsfan69 0
I wish all girls would let there boyfriends go to strip clubs
Shoob1 0
The worst thing to do is get mad about this... The mire you try and tell him no the more he'll want to do it
nick52695 0
So what if he goes to the strip club lol
ItsApril 0
I don't want my husband going to strip clubs. Some of the strippers are actually ***** and try shit, seen so first hand. No, not all of them. But how would I do know which would or wouldn't? I'd rather not take the chance. **** is different. I don't have to worry about their **** and ass actually being on him. He's just "attacking himself". lol Do I trust him? Yes. His friends? Only some of them. The strippers? Not really because of the way I've seen many of them act. Some will lets you do more than just watch, or try to do more to you. Like I said, seen so first hand. So have my friends.
spencerxo 0
You are definitely having trust issues. My bf goes to strip club with his friends and buys them lap dances. But guess what, if I thought he would give in to ANY GIRL stripper or not, we would have problems. Just because the girl has a job as a dancer doesn't mean she is more likely to come onto your man. Any girl could. So you getting jealous of one that is at WORK is pathetic. Your man obviously has no backbone.
GTAmerc 2
If you trust him there shouldn't be a problem
leadman1989 16
Better break out the cage in the basement... -__-
FunnierOnPaper 9
Your BF sounds like my 1st husband who thought nothing of having all kinds of women over while I was at work and he didn't have a job. We constantly got into fights over it. His response? "It's only a problem because you see it as a problem." Um, it's only a problem because you spend all day with them, don't tell me about them coming over, then chat with them all night until 2 or 3am. It also doesn't help that you haven't f---- me in 3 months. What the heck am I supposed to think? Sorry, girl. Move on. He's just not that into you.
LilysTillie 7
Not the same thing at all...have the types of relationships your ex was having are not acceptable, the are also not at all the same thing as going to a strip club!
withasmile 3
Look. If she doesn't want to have a boyfriend who goes to strip clubs she needs to get another boyfriend. Or compromise somehow. If he doesn't see the problem then all he's going to do is resent her if he stops. She needs to be with someone that has similar values. She's entitled to feel how she does even if I think it's silly and repressed.
structuredchaoz 4
Sounds like a real keeper hun. Find a man who respects you. Strip clubs are for single guys.
withasmile 3
yeah, right. Married men never go to stripper bars.