Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend bitched me out for being too controlling. Apparently, not only am I being unreasonable by not wanting him visiting strip clubs with his friends, I'm also just "looking for excuses to get mad" at him. FML
Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to start controlling my drinking and he told me pretty much that he didn’t think I could do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me grief about my drinking. This would be fine, if he were sober. FML
Today, at a fancy date, my boyfriend said he forgot his wallet. I was instantly furious, threw a drink in his face, and yelled that he was a no-good, tiny-dicked broke loser. Dripping wine, he then said, "…but I can still pay with my phone. You didn't let me finish." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
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lysx84 24
If that really is all you've ever done then of course your life sucks. I can see a proper talk is in order here though, as it looks like you may be doing more than you think
lusanna 19
Drunk people do/say stupid shit so don't take it to heart but maybe bring up the topic when he's sober
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lysx84 24
If that really is all you've ever done then of course your life sucks. I can see a proper talk is in order here though, as it looks like you may be doing more than you think
crudeandrudeguy 29
I remember the first time my wife had the nerve to ask me if I needed laundry done... She knows damn well she's expected to wash each article as I use it. On a more serious note runaway while you still can... RUN FOREST RUN
lusanna 19
Drunk people do/say stupid shit so don't take it to heart but maybe bring up the topic when he's sober
HyperTek 16
Key word... DRUNK
Monday_funday 25
My ex once pissed up the side of chest of draws in the bedroom, then had an argument with me about how he was in the bathroom... Drunk people are a law unto them selves. Try not to take anything he said to heart I'm sure he didn't mean it.
Bearsmomma 30
Except isn't it said people tend to be more truthful when drunk? Lose your filter when drunk
Cryptobrancus 2
Right, he may have been irritated by something for a long time but able to keep his thoughts and words filtered. You may have seen him without his carefully tended filter on, and you two need to talk about it. Because communication in a relationship is important. If he cannot say that something you do bothers him, it is a communication problem that needs discussed.
sgit 5
it is a fact that 80% of what a person says when they are drunk is true, sooo....
ceciestuncompte_fml 1
Even Aristotle said so.
PePziNL 20
"Don't trust everything you read on the internet." - Abraham Lincoln, 1932
NeatNit 33
Oh my god OP, ever heard of personal space? Some things you're just not supposed to ask. Asking him if his phone was charged? Have you lost your mind?! You might as well shoot him with a gun while you're at it!
pedrosh0w 6
Not wanting to be a dick, but it was just the thing that made him snap.
wmayrhofer 18
Mother issues that need to be addressed in counseling
Rababco 29
What does this have to do with mother issues"?
dswomi 12
Does the phrase "... because you always be on that phone!" ring a bell?
charliewhippet 9
Hmm, on its own it's nothing but if are you sure it's not just the tip of the iceberg? Do you also ask him if he's packed his lunch, remembered to do his laundry, locked the back door etc? If so I could see why it would bug him.
Moskaaa7 26
I also think it's not the only thing you did that made him flip out. He probably wouldn't have said it if he was sober. Now that he did, you could have a talk with him to see what exactly bothers him and what you could do about it.