brittbrat4 - 13/08/2011 06:51 - United States Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML 21 319 36 658
neverdatingacopagain - 25/04/2011 04:24 - United States Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML 48 010 6 725