Today, my boyfriend bitched me out for being too controlling. Apparently, not only am I being unreasonable by not wanting him visiting strip clubs with his friends, I'm also just "looking for excuses to get mad" at him. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, my husband and I went out to dinner. I caught him writing down his number for the waitress. When I confronted him, his response was, "What? I'm not allowed to have friends?" and threw a fit over my "irrational paranoia." I had to walk home in the cold, because he kicked me out of the car mid-argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my girlfriend said I make too many demands of her, and that I'm being unreasonable, I’m sorry but when dating surely it’s reasonable to expect conversation, intimacy, date nights, sex on occasion. Basically, if it’s not sitting on TikTok or Instagram, anything I want she says is “unreasonable.” FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
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Top comments
Richard16 0
Get your self a male stripper... :)
my_usagi 0
Going to strip clubs and getting hard to girls taking off their clothes and dancing on your lap is cheating. It's different than ****. So, if you don't mind your bf watching girls strip at a club, what's the difference between that and him going over to his friend "sarahs" apartment so she can strip for him and give him a dance? What it's not like he's sleeping with her, right? If he thinks she's psycho for that. Then she can go dance naked and cocktease men, and if he doesn't like it, then he's "psycho".
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Comments (336)
Imachillifilliz 2
I'd care if my boyfriend did that. I'd hit him in the balls. But we have kids together. So that makes it different.
andymus_maximus 0
Find someone else OP. You both have different ideals in terms of what you think is acceptable. You obviously aren't liberal/secure enough for him, and he is obviously too liberal/disrespectful for you.
BeerWhore 4
Men think with their dick!! Don't trust him!! Thought after years with my man I could trust him. I did everything in and out of the bedroom he wanted (3 ways, blow jobs & anal) & he still cheated on me!!!!
5t3ff1k4h 47
Did you really need to tell us exactly what you did?
justanotherhuman 21
Yes... yes they did. Got our attention, didn't it?
kaykay20 0
If your uncomfortable with him going alone with his buddies to a place like that then go with him. I get jealous too but at least try to find a middle ground with your guy like I do with mine.
rezzel 0
must b related to my wife lol
spencerxo 0
She's ignorant and controlling too?
uppereastside13 4
If u can't trust him enough not to have sex with a dirty stripper you two should not be together. YDI don't be so controlling, he WILL leave you
rexgar2000 10
give the guy some slack woman!! geez
ingoflam 0
Haha I said that to my girl too
hibbyskid80 0
women these days...
EmmaLyn1994 0
My boyfriend got mad at me to when I hate him for being at a strip club too!