Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML
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Today, I went to the orthodontist. No biggie, of course. I know the drill, so I didn’t think twice before letting the doctor stick his gloved hands into my mouth. His warm, wet, gloved hands. What the fuck??? FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML
Today, at the orthodontist, the nurse was checking my teeth. She asked me a question while her finger was in my mouth, and when I stupidly tried to reply, I bit her finger. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I got bitten at work. Not by a patient's mouth, but by the false teeth they were holding in their hand as they clamped down on my arm. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
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bab_chik25 1
You liked it.
perdix 31
Stupid-flavored? What does stupid taste like?
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Comments (143)
bab_chik25 1
You liked it.
Georgieeporgiee 9
Just another weirdo sucking your fingers.
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
Wow, what dentist orders flavored gloves? That's kinky.
margie2194 12
Flavored gloves. Just another way dentists are trying to make them like you. And you wonder why dentists have high suicide rates
EnEl_Infierno 15
I wonder what flavor they were, if they were tropical skittle flavored, I wouldn't blame him.
LiveLaughFML 10
flavored gloves? that's as bad as my dentist asking what i did over the summer while performing a regular cleaning on my teeth.
YoTengoTomatoes 7
My orthodontist has those stupid gloves.... They dont taste all that great so I don't know why that patient would lick OP's fingers :-/
akacesfan 5
OP, why were you wearing the gloves when they were meant to kids? Either way, that's disgusting and creepy, I'm sorry.
zachherbert 10
Not gonna lie, if they tasted like Taco Bell double beef burrito, I might of got a little kinky also.
TheCylonmaster 3
He had too much happy gas...
JustHello123 1
Umm that's messed up
enonymous 9
YDI for wrapping your hand in a fruit roll up. If it was me you would have lost the hand
TheCylonmaster 3
He was just tasting it so he can put one on his dick to surprise his mom
StoryOfTheYear 15
He just wishes the roles were reversed, and he was working in your mouth. Bownur!
elephantom12 9
Sounds finger lickin' good.
LifeOnBlast19 9
85- What da fak?
darknova131 4
Lol
stro88 6
Sounds like he showed you a good time and he was paying you haha. Win win on your part I'd say.
aussie_gemini 5
My gyno has those gloves ?
NotAPedo 0
Lucky!! I would like to be in your place!! Nothing weird or anything... Just to help out the kids, I promise
saritaojeda 0
Lame
Raaa_fml 5
So, hows that weather huh?
EnEl_Infierno 15
Sunny with a hint of minty freshness.
BellaBelle_fml 23
Ugh some of the gloves I've used at the hospital were grape scented mixed with latex. Not a good combo.
Emmy_The_Great 2
Wet.
perdix 31
Stupid-flavored? What does stupid taste like?
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Latex, I would imagine.
sxe_beast 11
It tastes like you. ZING!
leadman1989 16
I'm sure a zombie would have the answer for you. The ironic part is trying to talk to a zombie would mean you're stupid so you'd be asking how you taste. :p
Sweej 1
Sxe_Beast said it all.
False_Stupidity 42
I wondered the same actually.. What does it taste like?
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
They usually taste like bubblegum, not good bubblegum tho, gross bubblegum
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Anything bubblegum-flavored usually tastes like shit, except bubblegum.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Bubblegum taste like shit? You guys had oral with princess bubblegum? Jk, I kid, perdix yet another win!
sadistmonkey 19
Stupid tastes like lead. Specifically lead poisoning.
musicphreakk 0
#YourMom.
Saltime 0
80, This isn't Twitter.
StoryOfTheYear 15
I dislike Twitter. *shun*
mattdm91 0
Probably taste like bleach
pulkit10 3
How did it feel?
lakaiskate 12
Finger licking good.
datoismyname 22
Ummm I bet that was the highlight of your day. Don't lie!
datoismyname 22
Ummm I bet that was the highlight of your day. Don't lie!
datoismyname 22
Ummm I bet that was the highlight of your day. Don't lie!
datoismyname 22
Ummm I bet that was the highlight of your day. Don't lie!
sxe_beast 11
Sounds tasty.
shrinkydinks 0
Your picture is really gross! Makes me glad that I don't smoke;)
TheSchizoPsycho 5
Same here.
Bowser6622 5
That's the point of the picture ammirite? Say no to smoking. Say yes to tacos. The moose has spoken.
JojoChuo 8
Mmm tastyy ;)