ouch
Livonia, United States
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Spring Branch, United States
Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML
Mouhahaa
France
Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
kingpin9219
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Public freakout
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML
takeshi
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was helping tidy up after my girlfriend's flat warming. I went to put a sharp kitchen knife in the sink while she was washing dishes, and stabbed her in the finger instead. FML
GlueAndCarrots
Markham, Canada
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
GirlishMan1883897
United States
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
Top comments
watermelon_bae 15
Geez. I guess it's a good thing she's your ex then....
SOILEDIT 51
Hey, at least it was plastic. If it were metal you would have to worry about the psychotic ex and a broken hand.
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Comments (68)
watermelon_bae 15
Geez. I guess it's a good thing she's your ex then....
Solsticee 7
A good thing? If she did that, I can't even imagine what she'll do later on for revenge O.o *plays before he cheats*
SOILEDIT 51
Hey, at least it was plastic. If it were metal you would have to worry about the psychotic ex and a broken hand.
hutchinsons2 8
At least it wasn't a metal fork...
PePziNL 20
Hmmm, being stabbed with steel cutlery would be metal as fork though. Sorry, I'll see myself out.
MissAnonymous93 19
#54... Made my day! Ha ha
Appletree_2000 9
That pun was the best I've seen in this site.
bosniangirl27 21
At least it wasn't a real fork or even worse it could have been a knofe.
hman1025 17
Those knoves are pretty dangerous
abNormal62 23
I guess that was a Fork you?
TheLawIsHere 23
It's incredible how nobody is mentioning this is a blatant case of domestic abuse and assault.
yerawizardlizzy 27
Dude, you're only the sixth commenter. I'm sure someone would have at some point.
GhostFox 34
The fact it is so obviously abusive is probably why it isn't being brought up. Seems rather redundant. That said, there could be some social conditioning factors.
Draugen 16
According to society, domestic abuse is acceptable if the abuser is female. Especially if it's against a man - people will try to reason that he "must have done something to deserve it." That's how it's always been and always will be.
katachristic 19
Domestic abuse is abuse of someone who shares your domicile. Assuming they don't live together, it's not domestic abuse. No one said their genders made it okay, just what the correct charges would be.
GhostFox 34
I'm sorry, but men being blamed for "provoking" a women into abusing them isn't any more common than women being blamed for "provoking" a man into abusing them. Almost every abuse victim has to deal with that bullshit at some point, and saying that one gender is the only one that happens to is utter crap and spreading of misinformation. People always try to displace blame onto the victim- it isn't a gender based phenomenon. Men get told that they can't be an abuse victim because their abuser is a woman; women get told they aren't abuse victims because they 'owe' it to their husbands to obey without hesitation. Stop spreading that shit before you attract flies.
PopBlox 14
That sucks, especially since you took the time to tell her in person.
Jonny_Blaze0017 26
Makes me wonder what other abuse she may have had planned for you if y'all actually had a longer relationship
Mathalamus 25
stabbing you with a fork seems like a wrong response.
confused_wandere 26
Gee, you don't say?
Mathalamus 25
at least the OP got a point. a sharp point. yeah ill just leave now...
confused_wandere 26
Please do.
Tfunk52 3
How the fork was that supposed to get you to take her back?