Today, my boyfriend bitched me out for being too controlling. Apparently, not only am I being unreasonable by not wanting him visiting strip clubs with his friends, I'm also just "looking for excuses to get mad" at him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, my husband and I went out to dinner. I caught him writing down his number for the waitress. When I confronted him, his response was, "What? I'm not allowed to have friends?" and threw a fit over my "irrational paranoia." I had to walk home in the cold, because he kicked me out of the car mid-argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my girlfriend said I make too many demands of her, and that I'm being unreasonable, I’m sorry but when dating surely it’s reasonable to expect conversation, intimacy, date nights, sex on occasion. Basically, if it’s not sitting on TikTok or Instagram, anything I want she says is “unreasonable.” FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
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Top comments
Richard16 0
Get your self a male stripper... :)
my_usagi 0
Going to strip clubs and getting hard to girls taking off their clothes and dancing on your lap is cheating. It's different than ****. So, if you don't mind your bf watching girls strip at a club, what's the difference between that and him going over to his friend "sarahs" apartment so she can strip for him and give him a dance? What it's not like he's sleeping with her, right? If he thinks she's psycho for that. Then she can go dance naked and cocktease men, and if he doesn't like it, then he's "psycho".
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Comments (336)
lindseyluvszac 4
Nothing to worry about, those women are used and full of itchy, surprises... yummy
Shrike 24
I think you're confusing strippers with prostitutes
IAm1AwesomeChick 7
Not all strippers are dirty and "full of itchy surprises"
SwtCherryPie 26
strippers are always dirty ... you know those types of girls have no self respect if they are willing to take their clothes off and grind on strangers for a buck ... the only difference between them and prostitutes is you dont get laid at the end of the night by the person you gave your money too ... of the few girls i do know that are strippers i dont know any that maintain good relationships or havent been around (case in point, my cousin is dating a stripper my other cousin and about 8 of their friends have all been with)
22cute 17
I know a lot of women who are strippers because it's great $ and they have a kid to support and a deadbeat ex- quit your hating
spencerxo 0
You are a horrible person. You can't categorize an entire group because of 1 girl. Just FYI strippers do not ALL have horrible relationships. You are an ignorant person of you think that all strippers are the same with low self esteem. And of you think they only make a buck, you are sadly mistaken.
intothecrypt 3
74, you're probably the creepy old middle aged man who associates with a lot of strippers.
slinkydee 2
I agree. A lot of strippers would be dirty. I actually know a lot of male friends who have gone home with a stripper. And im guessing that i wasnt the first time the strippers have done that either so who knows how many men theyve been with. And a lot of people i know go to certain strip clubs because the strippers do "extras".
Sushimomo 0
If I was the girl, I would be worried about these "extras"... If none of those are present, I'm on the guy's side for previously mentioned reasons. Otherwise, he's a cheating douchebag. As long as he's coming home to you, I see no problem.
Bently24 6
He sounds like a douchebag, sorry
btstig 11
And you look like a douchebag!!
oops_im_fucked 8
Says the guy holding up a camera to the mirror With no shirt... O irony.
KasCiaYr 0
You sound like a pussy, sorry.
upsidedownn 8
I agree with OP's man sounding like a douchebag.... Does that make me a douchebag too? Don't be ignorant. Leave the guy and his profile picture alone.
mizsunshine 3
What a douche. I completely agree that men in relationships shouldn't be going to watch other women shake their shit. It's absolutely disrespectful. And for those who say she's not giving him enough: Maybe OP is mature enough not to base her whole relationship on Sex. FYL OP. I hope things get better for you.
IAm1AwesomeChick 7
In my opinion, it's a boys night out. She obviously doesn't trust him enough. If he was getting lap dances and stuff then yeah, I'd be upset. But if he is just going with his buddies then she has nothing to worry about. It seems like he just wants to have a night out with friends.
aeshleyrose 6
16 I respectfully disagree. If OP is dating the kind of guy who can't see beyond his own dick far enough to bang a stripper, maybe she should find a new boyfriend. But controlling him isn't the way to go about this, it'll make him resentful and he'll probably just go without telling her. Then OP's really ******.
mrahhhhh 21
Ha, I agree with your username 100%, OP.
Shrike 24
if she was telling him not to visit any other women, then I'd agree, but strippers? come on, she has a right to call him out on that
withasmile 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What's the big deal? It's better than a club or a regular bar where other woman are at who are less controlling and insecure than you are and are probably looking better by the minute. I've been to one myself - not much to fuss about in my opinion and a waste of money on a girl who could care less. Let him go or let him go for good and find someone else as repressed as you.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Just because she doesn't like the idea of an attached man going to a strip club, especially if he's dating her, doesn't mean she's insecure. Some women either think it's gross or they think there's no need for it if the guy's got everything he wants with her. Others simply don't understand why guys do it, whether they agree with the male reasoning or not.
Mokiikom_fml 8
@#26 Yeah, it's called being controlling and repressed. Exactly what OP is being. There's nothing wrong with strip clubs. I'm a woman and I don't mind them at all, in fact I find them fun. (No, I'm not a lesbian. lol It's fine for someone and their boyfriend to go to such clubs together. It's not like it's a ***** house!)
5t3ff1k4h 47
45 - Just because you like something doesn't automatically mean everyone else has to. Who died and made you queen? Some people like it, some don't, and both are perfectly fine.
Buzzy123 7
Join him :D
Buzzy123 7
I got thumbed up? :[]! -jizzed-
Mokiikom_fml 8
They are 'fingering' your comment. ;) lol
kingkaid 4
While wearing flavored gloves.
KnucklesDeep 5
Dump the manchild and find an actual adult to date.
jack_tells_truth 0
You're dating the jerk, you deserve it. Maybe next time you'll put more effort into finding a decent guy
Mokiikom_fml 8
You don't get laid much, do you?
Enslaved 38
Stripper: "Did you like my dance?" *holds money up* OP's BF: "I didn't see it. What did I miss for my dollar?"