Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
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ohcoolstorybro 14
Did you Say it back at least?!?
perdix 31
So, how does this story end? Did he forgive you or did he dump you? This is a real . . . *lowers sunglasses* cliff-hanger.
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Comments (263)
beckiebear 15
"I love you." *shoves* "How you like me now!??"
ea247 20
Awwwww!!! Soo cute!!! ^^
SilencioIsTheKey 12
Boyfriend: " I love you. " *pushes* " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-" * submerged under water * *hit sharp rocks * Girlfriend: " How cute. " *giggles*
jem970 19
How the hell is that "cute"?!
Lil_pink 8
Soo do u love him?
aeonsoul 12
If you were waiting for the opportune moment.. that was it
FrankHotpants 31
If this man ever plans on a wedding proposal he might want to avoid cliffs, ledges, volcanos, waterfalls, and any other places one can be pushed into.
loserman67 36
Thank God he didn't propose, you'd be in the funeral parlor, not the hospital.
WeskersSexslave 15
bitch
WinkleBottom 13
He should be the one posting an FML. "Today, while cliff jumping with my girlfriend, I told her that I loved her for the first time. She responded by pushing me off a cliff into water. FML"
davincidasecond 24
You might want to read some of the comments before you end up the fourth person to write the same damn thing.
icyrick 10
Dumb bitch.
SilencioIsTheKey 12
Well now when my friends say " What could possibly happen if you tell him how you feel? Reject you? " I'll have a reasonable fear he could push me off a cliff.