Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML
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ShockingShelby 0
that sucks! make him buy new ones?
barlessprison 16
Was it an iPhone? I'm sure there's an app to help fix your phone.
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Comments (178)
ShockingShelby 0
that sucks! make him buy new ones?
pwincessa23 1
I agree^^
musiclexii124 0
You fail to make sense.
smeesha 4
agreeing with 65
eminemchick 19
loll he just threw you in his pool?! woww..xD
ahole123 0
YDI for carrying your iPod and phone next to a pool when you are with your boyfriend
flockz 20
what op did u just jump into his arms? i mean it didnt seem like u struggled too much to stop him and its not the easiest thing to throw another person.
guilio_2008 0
find his favorite electronic thing and throw it in the pool.
PDeffinP 0
put them in a bag of rice!
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I once threw Amy winehouse into a pool, her shim was so leathery it soaked up all the water. I couldn't even swim :(
Jammy01jams 2
I'm sure he would buy you new ones, I would especially after being the reason they're broken...
dre_bro11 12
48, that works only if the phone hasn't been used since it was dropped in the water. Cause it's not the water that ***** the electronics (not 100%) it's actually really the short circuit when you use it while it's wet.... So yer op, still try putting in rice, cover it up with rice for a few days in the sun.
alexa183 2
OP, take apart your phone and then put it in the rice. trust me, that's happened to me before, and it helped.
flawedgenius 6
YFI! carrying a mobile and an ipod is a normal way of life nowadays, and being next to a pool shouldn't make any difference. the boyfriend is at fault and if you can't realise that you are stupid!
Gross2332 0
Looks like OP's boyfriend is not very observant
yajamannin 0
yep... rice will do the trick.. but not a bag a bowl.
l3gz169 0
yep
Alwayspullout 7
You should have an iPhone because then you would've only had 1 electronic device destroyed, not 2.
gillbs 0
hi
scarletdragonfly 5
Try the rice in the bowl... It worked for me once, but I tried it again with an iPod that got dropped in the sink and it never came back to life. :|
roslene 0
:O that must suck a lot.FYL op :/
apv0222 0
punch him in the boob!
chlorinegreen 27
dry them out if you hurried and got out fast if they still don't work check your warranty and see if you can get them replaced and if that doesn't work tell the funny guy pay up or arms up. take him to a donation clinic and give plasma. you saving lives and get your phone and iPod! WIN WIN!!!
atsirk 0
that sucks OP... but while your boyfriend was picking you up to throw you in the pool why didnt you scream at him that you had your ipod?
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
her boyfriend is a chicken in the hole
MrsDruidess 23
this is such a common post on FML that its hard to feel bad anymore. Rule of pools, if your hanging by the pool put all call phones and iPods on the table away from any ass that might toss you in. Unless he picked you up inside and carried you to the pool ydi.
Clover2009 0
Sounds like... *puts on sunglasses* You're sunk. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH!
Mysanitywins 10
I c wu- Oh nevermind.
PandaPandy 6
Hehehe that makes no sense XD good try
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
I like dinosaurs :)
bennetts211 2
Sounds like... *puts on sunglasses* A failed attempt at being comical!
ObeseKitten 0
it looks like..... *Puts on sunglasses* you got wet. YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
xXshadowrollerXx 6
4 and 112 - I don't know why, but that comment made me laugh REALLY hard, thank you for end my night happily. ^^
iownyou777 0
No we have a perfectly good sunglasses combo on the other fml. Don't start this. Besides *puts on sunglasses* it just ain't classy.
AJRENO 0
You looked all the way to 112? THATS pathetic.
marinus_fml 20
Since when do bikinis have pockets? Wait, whaaaaat? Why weren't you wearing a bikini! No wonder he threw you in.
MissCharlotte_fml 26
Everyone hates you.
Livinia 11
He's an idiot, but that would've been hilarious to watch.
StopDropNRoll 11
idk I saw a guy walk into a pool with his iPhone it wasn't too funny..maybe getting thrown in is?
isabel22 0
O..O I feel for you girl that's like your baby
dwhite312 0
im gonna feel terrible for your kids if you view them like you view your phone/iPod.
sheethapins 13
*looks at kids* The smaller one is defective. Maybe I can trade it in for the newest model?
blaine72 0
this happens too often for me to actually pity you or agree that your life is ******.
bigmanj28 0
Walking by a pool without a bathing suit tsk tsk
WallyTheWombat 0
Well... I have a pool in my backyard right when you walk outside. I'm not gonna put on a swim suit just to walk past the pool or to chill on the deck.
luis72091 0
1st world pains...
mccaincracker 6
and I'm sure you'd be thrilled if your bike was totaled.Hypocrite
barlessprison 16
Was it an iPhone? I'm sure there's an app to help fix your phone.
DaangItsBrooke 8
there's an app for that
dyno254 0
y would she have a iphone and a ipod?-_-
candiceenicolee 0
I have an iPod, then I got an iPhone. I still carry both.
fatguy805 0
I think tha ipod lasts longer than the iPhone.? I do tha same tho :) jus sayin haha
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
there's an so for everything
rockerguy73 0
33- same with me
ReptarRAWR23 0
Haha 21 no there isn't lol it's a joke. Haha you just made my day.
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
^ wow
Brennaa69 5
Umm.. if the phone was water damaged and can't turn back on, the app to help fix the phone is useless.
AnonymousOne234 3
thats the joke
cetlawizard 15
I have both....why wouldn't she? :)
KARMAREBEL 0
I got an iPad,iPod,Iphone3 and 4g soo what's the problem of having too many?
KYLAisaBITCH 4
#142 now aren't you just apple's favorite customer...
musiclexii124 0
Yeah, I'm sure she would use it…if her phone turns on.
TeeAmoo 0
DumbAssss How Are You Gunna Get An App To Fix Your Wet iPhone When It Wont Turn On .? Rememberr Its W A T E R .?! Saltyyy -___- Smh .
BawsOfTheBeasts 5
They have an iPhone 4G now?
guitardude69 11
Motorola 4 life