Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
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ohcoolstorybro 14
Did you Say it back at least?!?
perdix 31
So, how does this story end? Did he forgive you or did he dump you? This is a real . . . *lowers sunglasses* cliff-hanger.
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Comments (263)
functional 13
what the ****? that's attempted murder, you bitch!
SilencioIsTheKey 12
Um.. She didn't attempt to murder him. She had a strange reaction none the less... But it was an accident. And that's very rude of you to call someone that. Think about her feelings, huh?
jem970 19
Think about her feelings? She pushed a guy off a cliff. Im more concerned about him than her. Who the hell pushed someone off a cliff after a statement like that?
SilencioIsTheKey 12
#99 Yes. But I am concerned as well but you should always show compassion to people. It's wrong to call her a bi*ch. :/ I just can understand that guilt and shame are awful feelings.
jem970 19
He tells you he loves you and you try to kill him? Just tell him you arent ready OP, dont try and off the guy!
DjMonroe95 11
Love really does hurt.
RavenTheFoxx 16
Although I disagree with OP pushing him off the cliff, we don't know how long they've been together. It might be anywhere from a few weeks to years, sure. But if it was too soon, that might be why she was so surprised. Maybe the boyfriend did a Ted Mosby. (: No matter how long they've been together though, they probably aren't anymore.
thatnucca 36
Thank God that poor fella didn't propose... Smdh
Stefanie88 24
Geez, I wonder what would happen if he proposed.
dakotahulsey 15
Guess you weren't ready to take the plunge
lovekiki 19
Poor guy. I hope you at least apologized
CrookedCook 14
I get being surprised by hearing it the first time. what I don't get is how that would urge you to push him off the cliff, even if only accidentally.
sarahadlina 14
Honestly, what the hell.