Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
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ohcoolstorybro 14
Did you Say it back at least?!?
perdix 31
So, how does this story end? Did he forgive you or did he dump you? This is a real . . . *lowers sunglasses* cliff-hanger.
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Comments (263)
luhar 7
Someone tells you they love you and you push them off a cliff? Smooth.
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Oh geez, if you push a guy off a cliff for saying I love you, what's gonna happen to the poor guy that proposes!?
Dracoboxer357 36
14- Dueling swords at dawn. ;P
Brandonep 13
She'll push him in front of a semi.
Quizzical 8
I advise a nice Skype conversation scheduled around the time the ring is being delivered by UPS.
perdix 31
So, how does this story end? Did he forgive you or did he dump you? This is a real . . . *lowers sunglasses* cliff-hanger.
FlyingLeumer 19
It's cliff diving sir Perdix! What would cliff hanging accomplish?
MaryJane75 7
47 "cliff-hanger" is a literary term for when a story leaves you hanging, wondering what happens next.
FlyingLeumer 19
Well apparently no one understands sarcasm xD
assassinthefirst 5
mother of god
Mads_1234 28
YEAHHHHHHHHH!
assassinbanana0 20
That wasn't sarcasm. That was a lame excuse of a joke
FlyingLeumer 19
I think your love may be a little rocky from here on out. Please try not to push it to far, you might slip off of a financial cliff.
perdix 31
#16, you mean Fiscal Cliff? The term that got obsoleted by "The Sequester?"
FlyingLeumer 19
Of course Perdix! And here is where I *insert random financial thing that no one actually cares about*
oliver86 8
Because that's a perfectly reasonable response.
mario2012 18
The boyfriend's FML: Today, as I was cliff jumping with my girlfriend I said I love you to her for the first time. She then pushed me over the edge and now I'm hospitalized. FML
erck3800 12
would make a better bad luck brian meme, tells girlfriend he loves her, gets pushed off cliff
happyapy 16
Did you dive in after him while confessing your undying love? Because that's how I envision it. Oh, and his name is Wesley for some reason.
Isaiahhb 3
You sir, are awesome
PhilSnake22 13
I still cannot fathom how this happened. "I love you babe" "Aaaaah get away from me!" *pushes off cliff. Lolwut?
ShakeDisPlace 10
Looks like he is "falling" in love with you OP.
ThorneCrossed 9
He really fell for you, didn't he?