Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
ohcoolstorybro 14
Did you Say it back at least?!?
perdix 31
So, how does this story end? Did he forgive you or did he dump you? This is a real . . . *lowers sunglasses* cliff-hanger.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (263)
Setareh23 34
YDI. Your first reaction (to anything non-violent) should never be to push someone, especially when you're right next to a cliff. I cannot imagine what went through your head to cause this reaction. I hope your bf is alright and that you visited him at the hospital and told him you love him too (if you do, of course).
tj4234 36
Can't see how this happened, but I clicked Y.D.I regardless because you said you pushed him. I hope your boyfriend is OK and that you visited him.
Danielle7994 18
I know! I would've clicked FYL had she added accidentally. At least then the FML wouldn't have sounded as harsh as it does now
Hope2218 11
Poor guy
ClaytorNator 12
I've never heard of someone panicking that bad...
olpally 33
Today, I was cliff diving with my girlfriend and told her I loved her. She panicked and pushed me off the cliff and didn't say it back. I'm in the hospital now. FML. He should be the one posting this. Lmao.
olpally 33
Oops. Didn't see #19... FML. Dammit.
ChuckSwayze 4
That was pretty stupid
avapaige1234 19
Aww more like F his life. Poor guy. I hope you explained to him that you didn't mean it, and I hope you end up saying you love him back.
worldclassrager 41
Don't panic! It's just a jump to take the relationship farther...hope he gets better soon...better than dead right?
mnwlf13 3
love hurts
myusernametaken 3
This is more of his FML.... Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her for the first time. She responded by pushing me off a cliff. I am in the hospital now, and she's on the FML website. FML.