Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
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ohcoolstorybro 14
Did you Say it back at least?!?
perdix 31
So, how does this story end? Did he forgive you or did he dump you? This is a real . . . *lowers sunglasses* cliff-hanger.
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Comments (263)
gameover18 17
I would say YDI, but it is you boyfriend that has the FML right now.
kayteakay 26
What a mature response.
SweetasCandy0609 28
so he says I love you and you push him off a cliff? that doesn't exactly scream I love you to.
Jjan04 14
"Today i took my girlfriend out cliff jumping. Just as we were going to jump, i told her i loved her. She pushed me over the edge and put me in the hospital. FML."
Fmlano 16
What did you say?! SHOVE YOU? ok! *pushes boyfriend off a cliff*
rachaelward 19
Gee, I'd be concerned what you'd do if he proposes :/
thatisfuckedup 6
That is not a normal panic reflex. I can't even concieve what went through your mind when you did that.
jsgervais84_fml 12
terrible way to fall in love... hope he gets better soon
cass99 11
I think you mean your soon to be ex boyfriend! Sorry sweetie but u deserved! After that fall doubt he still has those feelings!
Erery 16
Love hurts Erica.