pinkXpress1023
United Kingdom
Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
buttercup92
San Antonio, United States
The passenger
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
spiderlady
United States
Tasty
Today, I walked face first into a near-invisible spiderweb. There's nothing worse than the feeling of a spider web wrapped around your face. Except maybe the feeling of the spider that saw my screaming mouth as a good hiding spot. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML
somuchforthat
Australia
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Warman, Canada
Juicy breakfast
Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML
yuckspider
United States
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
jillydark6609
United States
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
homedoggieo
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Nutritional goodness
Today, I was eating a croissant. After eating half of it and was about to take another bite, a spider crawled out of one of the holes of flaky deliciousness and descended down a thread of web to the table, where it scuttled away. There was a whole family of them living in there. FML
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kezziemonster 2
No not Charlotte!
rg350dx 29
Bacon. Bacon is going to happen.
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kezziemonster 2
No not Charlotte!
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Now what's going to happen to Wilbur =(?
rg350dx 29
Bacon. Bacon is going to happen.
friedpwnadge 25
When opportunity comes knocking...
Nordrag 26
The Op did the world a huge favor. Killed a spider, and aided in the turning of a pig into delicious bacon by doing so. I salute you brave soldier.
Snowkeys 11
Try sleeping in a spider infested basement. I do get a higher intake of protein though...
Axipiter 24
*waves hand* This is not your FML...
Snowkeys 11
Relating my situation to o.ps. Eating one spider really isn't a Fml. Considering how many you eat in your sleep in a lifetime.
Snowkeys 11
I am aware, I just failed to see how it's a Fml. They crawl into your mouth when you sleep anyway. I was putting a positive spin on op's situation with higher protein. :)
Snowkeys 11
I'm aware. Putting a positive spin on o.ps situation.
rg350dx 29
That's definitely 1-upping complaining. But if you're going for the whole "misery loves company" idea, invite OP into your basement with you... On second thought, that sounds a bit creepy.
suboy 10
At least its not on OP. No worse feeling to me than walking into a web and not knowing where the spider is.
kriz_allizwell 6
19 - I see what you did there.
Sinistra_Blue 12
#2, They say that you are what you eat. Maybe it'll be your web OP walks into one night.
funky2525 14
Ahh!! Hopefully it didnt taste as nasty as it sounds
Misswildsides 22
Unless your Bear Grylls, it probably tasted nasty.
persianninja 23
Well the guy on survivor man ate scorpion kebab and it "tasted great"
Sinistra_Blue 12
"You know what goes great with spiders? Drinking my own pee." I always felt bad for the camera men on those survival type shows, cause you just know they've gotta feel awkward drinking their bottled water while Bear Grylls drinks his own urine.
thatnucca 36
What do they taste like? Not that we want to try it though...
isallwaysme 27
it probably tasted a little rubbery.
MichellinMan 20
Crunchy, then juicy, then barfed back up.
buddy51 23
Like chicken or a velveeta wet dream...
SuperSofie 23
I nearly threw up reading this FML. Totally disgusting. FYL OP!
catwho 18
So a spider dinner with a fly appetizer and mosquito desert course?
EverestMelting 23
..Or OP can stick one accidentsl spider.
graceinsheepwear 34
I hear it tastes a lot like caterpillar in a straw.
flockz 20
i've always wanted to try live spider. deep fried dead spider doesn't do it for me anymore.
buddy51 23
Spider sushi!
clevercake 21
I'd say look on the bright side, but I can't think of a bright side to accidentally consuming an arachnid.
TheBrochure 22
Protein!!!
Futacy 30
Spiders are actually known to be pretty nutritious. Just like their scorpion cousins.
angelitared 27
Maybe if you get bit you will turn into spider-man!
Nordrag 26
No. You have to microwave the spider first.