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Birthdaygirl30 Oegstgeest, Netherlands

Today, it's my 30th Birthday. The day started with me tripping in the shower and breaking my arm, continued with a car crashing into our car in the hospital parking, and ended with yet another car crash while finally driving home. Happy birthday to me. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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You really just wanted to play bumper cars at a carnival today!

That’s rough OP. Hang in there and Happy Birthday!

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That’s rough OP. Hang in there and Happy Birthday!

You really just wanted to play bumper cars at a carnival today!

Happy birthday anyway, OP

Well they say things happen in 3s! At least you got all three out of the way in one day! Better than 31 spankings right? Unless you are into that kind of thing....

Gefeliciteerd met je verjaardag!

DDDDDAMN OP that sucks sounds like your having one of my B-DAY'S ,but Happy Birthday anyway and follow up please this sounds like a very interesting story 😊

And this is why I’m not looking forward to my 30th.

someone didn't want you to make it to thirty it seems

Justin Allan Bannister 9

and if you get your monthly!!!!

did they at least give you a birthday discount.