Today, as I was creeping on social media, I realized that literally everyone I've ever dated is either happily married, engaged, or in a relationship. My last date was at the beginning of the summer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML
Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML
Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML
Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML
Today, the last of my college friends is getting married and now I'm the last single one. Don't worry though, if one ever gets a divorce we can hang out again. FML
Today, I found out that the last girl from my graduating high school class is engaged to her boyfriend. I'm now the only guy from high school who's still single and I'm not even 30 yet. FML
Today, like every day, I scrolled through my social media feeds, seeing happy couples, people buying houses and landing their dream jobs. I, on the other hand, am a single 23 year-old man in a dead end job, who still lives with his parents. FML
Today, I realized that every other targeted ad I see is for some sort of dating app. I've been single on and off for 5 years now, and it's starting to get to me. FML
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
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Top comments
Lalala579121 28
No dates in 3 or 4 months? Wow, you really have it tough. /sarcasm
sarah5745 41
Who cares? Sometimes it's more fun to be single, embrace it :)
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Comments (57)
Lalala579121 28
No dates in 3 or 4 months? Wow, you really have it tough. /sarcasm
Lalala579121 28
Assuming you meet someone, 3 to 4 months is much more than enough time to be "in a relationship". If OP thinks that all their exs should be pining for them for that long, they really need to get over themselves. Also the way it's worded makes it seem like that date was just a single date not an actual relationship.
Rosebudx 32
24, you don't know a single person who would go steady until they had been dating five or six months? I find that hard to believe.
x3jmac27 22
To many people are getting married. Don't stress over it to much. I'm sure you will find someone!
sarah5745 41
Who cares? Sometimes it's more fun to be single, embrace it :)
extrasnipes 22
I Dont think op is having fun if he posted on fml
uglytwin 15
This may sound like a eharmony commercial, but: Hang in there! There's a person out there waiting for you, OP. If you're not ready for a relationship, then you're not ready.
x3jmac27 22
OP make sure you stay away from Craigslist!
Rinat_fml 26
I'm sure you'll find your right match one day. Be good to people and enjoy life and life will treat you good :)
americanafrican 32
enjoy it while you can! buy the thing you know a wife wont let you have
Lalala579121 28
Based on the name OP is a female, so most likely they'll never have a wife.
Vintage_Cola 29
*Politically butthurt liberals be like: You don't know that you ignorant ****! Gay marriage is legal now. How the **** do you know they won't have a wife? *cough* /sarcasm.
soullyfe 33
@21: Yeah, because there's no way a female can be attracted to another female. That's just crazy talk...
Lalala579121 28
46 - I guess you don't know what "most likely" means...? There are many more straight females than bi or lesbian ones, you know...
tj4234 36
My last date was in January last year, and one of my exes gets married in December. 3-4 months isn't long. Who cares? You'll find someone.
dickfacewhorebag 6
Suck a ******* duck, and I will be a good idea to have a great day. I have a great time. It is a ******* failure of the most part ***** sucks I love you Op but you should be able to get the best way to get depraved dog sex
Dave_Davington 34
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Exhibit A, of the Why You Should Stay Off the Internet When Drunk collection.
dickfacewhorebag 6
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anyoldnamewilldo 23
LOL...do you hand out translation guides with your posts?
Mynamewontfi 40
Looks like someone found out that you can make incoherent sentences by picking the first word that comes up in the autofill on the phone, or whatever it's called.
DMA0712 22
Chin up OP, you'll find someone nice soon enough.
Redoxx_fml 22
Was just thinking that
Mynamewontfi 40
If it's that important to you, you could just order a bride. Or you could just suck it up and have patience, because 3-4 months is not long at all. There's a certain someone for everyone.