Anonymous
Today, I got a check for $100 for a random selecting at work. My boyfriend’s reaction? Light it on fire out of jealously. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Patrick
Couva, Trinidad and Tobago
What?
Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML
Dumbass
Idiot tax
Today, my boyfriend came home, complaining about not having enough money for bills. He then pulled a stack of lottery tickets out of his bag, saying, "I hope one of these wins." FML
horniness
Hong Kong
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
Jorgen
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Teamwork
Today, at my workplace, $200 checks were given to every employee for how well the corporation was doing. The temps didn't get any. Guess who was the only temp. FML
Anonymous
Grateful
Today, it was sister’s birthday. I decided to give her money instead of a present, because I couldn’t come up with a gift idea. When she opened the envelope and took the $100 out, she looked at me and asked me if this was the best I could’ve done. FML
Viscerion
Australia
Thrifty
Today, even though I recently started earning $75000 per year, my partner still got angry at me because I spent $10 online. FML
Elena
United States
Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML
jenA
United States
Today, I got a sweet promotion at my job. Instead of being happy and celebrating with me, my boyfriend broke up with me because he is jealous that I'm more successful than he is. FML
Sucker
Canada
Today, after working another double shift because I want to buy my boyfriend a really expensive anniversary present, I get to his apartment to find him calculating in how many paychecks he'll be able to afford a Caribbean getaway. For himself. FML
blah
Canada
Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited for 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML
Top comments
hockeyholic 6
You mean ex boyfriend
hiddenUSERNAME 27
dumb him. he sounds toxic ,it's only going to escalate.
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hockeyholic 6
You mean ex boyfriend
Tara Van Camp 12
F that FOOL!!! What a jackass, drop that one like a bad habit.
hiddenUSERNAME 27
dumb him. he sounds toxic ,it's only going to escalate.
JasonThorn 23
I think he's been dumbed as much as possible. The rest is legit, though.
Mungolikecandy 19
My very thoughts. It is going in a bad direction and will get worse. She should get out whilst she can.
Sinshine 28
Why are you in a relationship with a 4 years old?
Meghan Pappas 7
I hope you are realizing that this is abusive and controlling Behavior! You need to get out before it escalates. My best friend in the entire world allowed this kind of stuff to go on for a long time, by the time she realized it was too late she was in a full-blown severely abusive relationship! Please get out
Inkoseh 33
Well, if you want it that $100 back and to get back AT him: The U.S. Bureau of Engraving and Printing, which makes all U.S. paper currency, states that “whoever mutilates, cuts, disfigures, perforates, unites or cements together, or does any other thing to any bank bill, draft, note, or other evidence of debt issued by any national banking association, Federal Reserve Bank, or Federal Reserve System, with intent to render such item(s) unfit to be reissued, shall be fined not more than $100 or imprisoned not more than six months, or both,"
Razell 13
Except it's a check, not a $100 bill. She's have to get her company to reissue it. OP, are you sure you want a boyfriend so stupid about status that he'd throw away free money?
James Thompson 8
I don’t know if that applies to checks.
Inkoseh 33
I must have been half asleep when reading. Thank you for correcting me! Doh!
Inkoseh 33
Haha nope it doesn't, I replied to another saying I didn't read correctly. Thank you!
chosha_fml 27
Ask your work to cancel and reissue the check. And then remember you deserve to be with someone who will be thrilled when something good happens to you.
MrsBugi 21
I hope you do the right thing for yourself and leave him. I don't normally make these kind of comments but his behaviour is a huge red flag. Get out before things get worse, because it will. Try your best to put your feelings aside and let your brain do the thinking.
Kara_araK 24
I really hope you changed his title to ex boyfriend after this, because this is disgusting behavior and he's a dick.
GamerChickxoxo 16
Next thing hes getting jealous and beating your friends or taking it out on you, destroying your car or burning your house down. Run from him while you still can. I had a friend who's daughter was dating a total douche, he smashed all her car windows because a guy said hi to her at the mall.some guys are just mental and deserve what's coming to them ditch the loser.