Today, I confirmed that my neighbors burn their garbage in their backyard. How? My dog just threw up a nice smelly consistency of spaghetti, plastic and cigarette butts on my carpet. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML
Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML
Today, I opened my blinds to see the front yard littered with trash. My neighbor's cat ripped our trash bags open and smeared them all over the lawn. Since it was my turn to take out the trash this week, my family decided I would be the one cleaning up too. FML
Today, I reported my neighbor to the leasing office for never picking up her dog’s turds. They told me they couldn't do anything without proof, so I snapped a picture and sent it in. Ever since then, I’ve been getting dog turds thrown on my porch. Coincidence? I think not. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML
Today, a bear dragged my neighbor's garbage across the street and stopped right in the middle of my front yard, where it proceeded to scatter the contents and have a feast. When it was finished, it took a massive dump on my lawn. FML
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The_Commentor_ 6
You deserve it if you dont have a fence or let your dog walk around freely. FYL if there is a fence and you son/daughter let the dog out and it went to the burnt garbadge.
Talia_91 13
I heard it illegal to burn garbage and not to have a garbage service. I'd call the police that's not healthy for you or anyone near breathing that in and for the environment.
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The_Commentor_ 6
You deserve it if you dont have a fence or let your dog walk around freely. FYL if there is a fence and you son/daughter let the dog out and it went to the burnt garbadge.
TheDrop 0
in other words. OP deserves it for being stupid
silvermoonstar3 3
Would be FML if the OP didn't leave their dog wandering aimlessly around the neighborhood. YDI for being completely negligent. The OP should either build a fence, get an electric fence and collar, or leash the dog. The electric collar one is both cheap and easy.
Iskaria 0
The electric collar is also cruel and for douche-bags who can't be assed to train their animal. If you don't have time for basic training simply don't get the dog, it shouldn't have to suffer when it hasn't been taught any better.
Juliaa15 6
I understand where you're coming from ^, but have you ever felt the zap of an electric collar? Unless it's a small dog, they're harmless.
whoisthisgirl 4
you guys are retarded. the dog was in HIS yard. some dogs don't leave their yard so shut the hell up. my dog doesn't leave our yard and neither does my boyfriends. idiots. not all dogs run away. they are allowed to be in their own yards. though not noticing burnt food and garbage and or a fire spot is kinda weird...
6969awesome 0
no 46 your retarded read the story again dumbshit
BinaBina_XD 7
That's not true. I walk my dog on a leash but I let her play off-leash outside with an electric collar because my town won't let me build a fence.
BinaBina_XD 7
oops that was for 28 lol(:
KingDingALing 9
He's going to throw up bits of burnt ****** next.
Blackmail111 9
reminds me of an episode from season 5 of futerama
Talia_91 13
I heard it illegal to burn garbage and not to have a garbage service. I'd call the police that's not healthy for you or anyone near breathing that in and for the environment.
akratzer25 0
depends where you are moron
sallen0046 4
No actually, it isn't illegal. I live in VA, and if you do not reside within town limits, it's completely legal to burn all the trash you want as long as you have it contained and do so within the limits of the open-air fire requirements, which here means simply no burning after 4pm and no tires. Unless you live in the city, a trash removal service is not necessarily an option.
jpest17 5
people is hawii burn garbage for energie, and people in Africa burn trash in large pits I lived there for a year.
Talia_91 13
I never said it was illegal everywhere. I just said I heard it was. I'm making an "iffy" statement.
GavinRoskamp 0
Definitely not illegal. Do you really expect garbage service at every single house in the country? We have burn barrels in which we take our trash to and burn. And don't complain about how I'm killing the earth. My three acre yard and 50+ trees definitely overpower a bag of trash.
ben1122a 0
in soviet russia, dogs get eaten. so cheer the **** up!
whitewoods 3
It's your fault that you feed your dog plastic and cigarette butts so he doesn't recognize people food when he sees it. Teach him the food pyramid so he at least goes for the burnt pieces of actual food and not plastic.
JeralynBoox3 0
ur stupid ; seriously get outtt , that has nothingg to do w ittt .
monzach 5
lol dude they were joking!!
DaniPandi 22
25--Please have proper grammar when calling someone stupid. Sincerely, grammar Nazis everywhere.
sarabraun8 7
gross.
ben1122a 0
in soviet russia, dogs get eaten. so cheer up!
christian50 0
That's nasty
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Do Wah Diddy Diddy Dumb Diddy Do! (; That's some trashy behavior, op.