Today, my fiancé told me that he expects me to agree to quit my job to cook and clean after we get married, or he will not show up at our wedding. He earns minimum wage and my salary is 17 times higher than his. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé and his family accused me of being with him only because he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I accepted his marriage proposal 4 years ago, when he was penniless and unemployed. FML
Today, I decided to go meet up with a guy that I met online for the first time. All he could talk about was how he expects me to "clean, cook, and submit" my body for sex at least twice a day when we get married. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over two years said he wants to get married before he leaves for basic training. Not because he loves me, but because he'll get paid more if he's married. This is the only time he's been excited about marriage. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that in order for me to be considered for marriage, I need to prove that I can be a subservient woman. This includes signing over the deed to my house, my car, and all my banking assets, so that he can be “the man of the house.” I make 6 figures; he rents with roommates. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I should finish school early and get a job so we can get married, because then he'll have enough money to buy the truck he's had his eyes on for our whole relationship. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML
Today, I'm getting married in a week. I was sashaying around the kitchen talking to my friend on the phone, saying, "No more diets, no more blowjobs, and if he complains I get half his money!" when I turned and saw my fiancé in the door. He won't believe that it was a joke and now wants a prenup. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home and said he'd been fired from his minimum wage cashier job. He added that since I make enough to cover the bills, he wants to take a break from "working and shit." I stared at him, mouth agape, and he thought I was offering him a blowjob. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that his work is more important than our family. We have 2 kids. FML
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Top comments
TexasKitten79 6
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. He's an idiot and you should call off the engagement.
Fickle 6
He’s a dumbass. You are too if you go through with it.
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Comments (45)
Fickle 6
He’s a dumbass. You are too if you go through with it.
TexasKitten79 6
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. He's an idiot and you should call off the engagement.
123Puppy 33
DUMP HIM NOW! MAJOR RED FLAG!
Nico Noppe 10
Tell him you expect him to agree to quit his job to cook and clean after you get married, since you clearly are the earner of the household.
TomeDr 25
If you actually go through with the marriage, PLEASE get a prenup!
ViviMage 40
Seconding a prenup. If one person needs to work it's you. And you will be supporting the major house expenses, and he expects you to cook and clean, probably even if you do work full time. Maybe time to call it off until he can come to his senses.
Principessa101 20
Throw the whole man away
jc1015 25
what man? I was thinking more along the lines of toddler
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
you are with it why again
jbuckets_404 39
I think you can definitely do a lot better than him. Ya can't fix stupid. Drop that dumb*ss/ dead-weight and go looking for a real man! You deserve it. :-D
MorganHex 28
You are engaged to a caveman RUN and never look back!