Today, my boyfriend said, "You know who you remind me of? Sarah Palin." And then for the next 15 minutes continued to discuss how ugly she is. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my boyfriend what celebrity I look like. He thought long and hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gasped and told him that I find her extremely hideous. He replied "So do I." FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
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Top comments
EMR_fml 0
Your boyfriend's an idiot 1) for basically calling his girlfriend ugly 2) for thinking Palin is ugly, she's one of the hottest MILFs around
SadinSherman 16
I think you are confused
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Comments (116)
live_your_life_fml 0
what an ass. thats horrible!
Naheelawhatwhat 0
First of all, boyfriend is one word you dumbfuck. Second of all, Sarah Palin is gorgeous. Your boyfriend must be a democrat or something
shameonmedude 0
I'll take Sarah Palin out to dinner....then nail her
monicamischief 0
what the **** is wrong with most of you? she shouldn't dump him over that..he probably was comparing her to Palin's personality. although Palin is stupid as hell so that is an insult either way i guess. i don't know what the hell the republican party was thinking on that one..as if they didn't suck enough already. still, i wouldn't dump him over it. people don't deserved to be dumped over a little slip up. besides, if she is ugly, she might not be able to get anyone else lol.
scorpioserpent 1
haha it's a compliment. Palin is an attractive person. If you think otherwise, compare her to your mother
yer_maw 1
haha gutted. Apparently I look just like her when I put glasses on and put my fringe back we must be twins :P you're boyfriend is a dick also, good luck with that. =]
zee209 0
As much as I HATE Sarah Palin...she is not ugly. She's actually very pretty.
ShadowMystika 0
Uhh, if he said you "remind him" of sarah palin and not that "your face reminds me of sarah palin" or "you look like sarah palin" he was probably talking about your personality. In which case, FYL anyway for being compared to that hypocritical fake bitch at all.
angel03260 0
9 ftw
cookiee00 0
what a jerkkface you should have told him off that douchebag don't deserve you.