Today, I was waiting at an intersection. Across from me, a car was approaching when a bunny ran out. Trying to save it, I flashed my lights and beeped at the car crazily, and the bunny turned around. The lights turned, and as I drove forward the bunny came back out and I hit it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML
Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML
Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML
Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML
Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML
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LadyKaya 0
YDI for trying to distract a driver. Car accidents kill, you know. If he had put on his brakes suddenly, swerved, or anything because of you making him think there was a big emergency, people could have died. Although I'm not really sure what YOU got here that you deserved. The bunny didn't deserve anything... Before I get hated on... I'm not anti-saving-animals. But I am anti-putting-the-safety-of-a-rabbit-before-human-lives.
liz1908 0
Sounds like it's wabbit season to me.
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LadyKaya 0
YDI for trying to distract a driver. Car accidents kill, you know. If he had put on his brakes suddenly, swerved, or anything because of you making him think there was a big emergency, people could have died. Although I'm not really sure what YOU got here that you deserved. The bunny didn't deserve anything... Before I get hated on... I'm not anti-saving-animals. But I am anti-putting-the-safety-of-a-rabbit-before-human-lives.
Sakke 4
#1 said it. Traffic is serious business.
andydawg8891 0
I totally agree with you. Besides, rabbits taste delicious.
alexandraa_fml 0
Exactly what I thought when I read this.. OP could have potentially caused a wreck over something totally ridiculous.
wolfpep 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Bam, world gets hit by a massive meteor, everyone dies. Who gives a ****? Universe goes on. Point is, your no more important than that rabbit. (|X Yeah humans and their self-awareness, what a great thing right? FYL for killing a rabbit, your brain feels bad! Just because rabbits aren't self-aware, doesn't lower their importance, life is valuable no matter how developed the brain is. Because your self-awareness won't save you when im firin ma lazorz.
Thanitos 0
Rabbits breed faster and have shorter lives. So objectively a human life is more valuable than a rabbit's. On the other hand possibly not these idiots that keep QQing about stupid shit. Also based on this logic a turtle's life is more valuable than a human's.
boone_fml 0
Rabbits do this all the time, as well as marmots, beavers, and a variety of rodents. They don't understand the concept of roads. Your best bet is to just keep driving and hope they don't **** up.
Thanitos 0
The danger in this is evolution. If all the retarded rabbits die out only intelligent ones will be left behind. Over time they could overthrow the human race.
just_me_tmp 0
I love #21's comment. I wish more people would run out into streets with this logic.
iwannafuckyaman 0
I will agree with you when bunnies find the cure to aids. also... a bunny is like a mexican child... you can kill a couple and there are thousands left at home. not even their parents would miss them.
WhatANoob 0
21 had a good answer. BUNNYS FOREVER
TiNyBuBbLeZ 0
YDI because trying to save a rabbit is pointless because even if it dosnt get runned over by a car its gonna eating by a wolf or choke on carrot and what not
nateb1tch 1
Yeah, in all retrospec human lives are literally nothing compared to life. And rodents don't understand roads due to us abruptly placing them in their habitat.
Seventytimeseven 0
wow you're a moron who puts human lives at risk to save a rabbit? YDI
BeeSkwaird 0
Seriously. If someone flashed their lights at me, I'd assume someone was wrong and try to figure out what the situation is. I'd be furious if I discovered they were only trying to point out a bunny.
BeeSkwaird 0
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Gam0r 0
Wow, your all so damn pesamistic, with car safety these days the chances of your brakes actualy locking up allowing you to swerve are next to none.
wolfpep 0
Bam, world gets hit by a massive meteor, everyone dies. Who gives a ****? Universe goes on. Point is, your no more important than that rabbit. (|X Yeah humans and their self-awareness, what a great thing right? FYL for killing a rabbit, your brain feels bad! Just because rabbits aren't self-aware, doesn't lower their importance, life is valuable no matter how developed the brain is. Because your self-awareness won't save you when im firin ma lazorz.
just_me_tmp 0
Get over yourself #10.
cucuto89 0
to humans, that bunnies not important, to the universe, the earth isn't important. Its all a matter of perspective, and from where i'm standing that bunny isn't a big deal
Mx_Rider 6
everyone its just a bunny,oh noezzz
crzyry 6
Sounds to me like you risked your life as well as the lives of other people to try and save a bunny with an obvious death wish.
Intellectualist 0
Have you ever heard of the book of bunny suicides? Google it, and educate yourself.
liz1908 0
Sounds like it's wabbit season to me.
tacomonkey 7
YDI for not jumping in front of the other car and sacrificing yourself for the rabbit.
jisatsu 0
God you Scared, threatened, then Blinded the Bunny. Then took it further and killed the bastard and! You got a FML post out of its tragic death that you caused. SMH!
EbonyGoddess 0
thats wut u get for tryna save a bunni. I like them... when theyre on mii plate with spices! yummmmy!!!