Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
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mack_the_knife 3
There is a reason why you're with your boyfriend, and not with his fiend.
HowAreYouToday 34
Maybe he loves deli meat...
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Comments (103)
drkate25 30
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And he must really love you!
silvercamaro 22
Clearly we need to her the rest of the conversation to decode that
RaggleFrock 13
His friend is obviously jealous.
deBlobX 12
What she means Is that OP has an awesome boyfriend, screw the other jackasses
brambell69 5
Yeah, that's literally the only explanation
DatBgaNga365 2
Lmao dat shit funny as hell
blushy 14
it doesn't matter what everyone else thinks. it only matters what your boyfriend thinks, and he thinks you're BEAUTIFUL:)
ChaCerCam 14
lol it ain't jealousy.
HowAreYouToday 34
Maybe he loves deli meat...
zandalee 20
Funny thing is, his friend is probably jealous of you taking all of his friends attention and that's why he is being so bitchy about you.
oj101 33
I wonder which deli meat he likes? I'd go for chorizo ;)
pogue36 5
Who doesn't love deli meat!? Haha
gc327072 31
"Where's the beef?!" OP has it....
christyxbee 15
Did anyone else think of the TV show friends when they read this? Rachel has chubby ankles...? Or something like that haha
AKGirlinSD 20
Adding to 2's comment, maybe her boyfriend likes her sausage fingers too! That is her user name after all. In seriousness, though, it seems like the dudes seem jealous of her boyfriend.
unknown_user5566 27
17- I am fairly certain that Chorizo does not count as deli meat.
estes816 9
-64. Say something positive for once ! Your last comments have been really annoying.
mack_the_knife 3
There is a reason why you're with your boyfriend, and not with his fiend.
Faff 20
is that a typo or a pun?
patrickalamo 48
Yes there are two reasons 1. He is a chubby chaser or a feeder 2. He love deli meat
AKGirlinSD 20
33, you have no proof of either of your assumptions. You're coming off as one of those dudes, on FML, that if the girl is made fun of for, any reason, then she must be fat. Lame!
unknown_user5566 27
33- That was actually 3 "reasons" (aka ridiculous assumptions).
AKGirlinSD 20
Thanks for catching that 62.
linstar 13
It doesn't matter what his ******** mate thinks, your boyfriend thinks you're beautiful - nuff said.
herpderpherpderp 13
true- at the end of the day, no one is going to care about the size of your ankles or what you smell like :D
capslockisgood 19
7 - I think plenty of people will care what she smells like.
twinkiefeets 17
I agree!
nogood9 4
Maybe the boyfriend likes the smell of bacon. Who doesn't?
Attica 20
Ouch. In any case, the important thing is that your boyfriend thinks you are beautiful, no matter what his friend thinks. I hope he defended you to him. I'm sure you're beautiful OP, just not everyone has the same ideal of beauty and decide to be really rude about it sometimes :(
amandajlucas2015 2
Exactly and everyone smells different.. I read somewhere I don't remember where that if u can't stand the sight and smell of ur significant other sweating then u are not meant to be together.. Obviously ur bf loves ur smell and ur bfs friend does not.. However that is why u are with ur bf and not with his friend
jackii1313 9
That's just he's friends point of view! What matters is that he thinks you're beautiful(:
laurenlovesjb 20
Well what matters is what your boyfriend thinks, not his friend.
oj101 33
The truth always hurts... but at least your boyfriend loves who for who you are! :)
oj101 33
Also, he's a keeper :)
BunchieRules 31
Who said it was even the truth?
Finnick_fml 12
What a unique batch of insults. Don't feel insulted - deli meat doesn't smell bad, and a person who would actually thoroughly examine and comment on someone's ankles probably doesn't have his head screwed on straight. He's just jealous because your boyfriend has you and the best he has is his hand.
Anai08 17
11- I thought the same thing. What the heck does her having 'fat ankles' have to do with anything? And why would he have noticed? I think he was just trying to be funny, and failed. This seems like something one should just brush off, unless her boyfriend laughed and agreed with his friend or something.
TheDrifter 24
Our he thought it would be ride to just call her fat. People generally have to be quite large before the fat rolls in their ankles become visible.
outoftown 27
#71 - Thick ankles also are caused by genetics and some medications.
MsConfusedd 27
At least your boyfriend knows you're beautiful. That's what matters, and that's why you're dating him, not his friend.