Dream on
Today, my husband’s dream has always been to have a big family. I however cannot physically or mentally handle having any more. He’s now threatening to hire a surrogate to continue pumping out babies for him. We already have 8. FML
Today, my husband’s dream has always been to have a big family. I however cannot physically or mentally handle having any more. He’s now threatening to hire a surrogate to continue pumping out babies for him. We already have 8. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband is not talking to me because he was happy with the two children we had, but I had major baby fever and spent a year talking him into having just one more baby, and the ultrasound just showed I’m having triplets. FML
Today, my husband and I got into yet another fight because he wants a second kid and I don't. One kid is enough for any family but he won't listen. FML
Today, my husband and I have been trying to get pregnant for a year, with no success. My husband's unemployable brother and (still legally married to another man) fiancée announced they are expecting. They have 7 kids between the two of them already. FML
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
Today, after spending a great day with my nieces, I turned to my husband to ask him if maybe we should start trying to get pregnant like we both agreed we wanted to multiple times. Before the words even left my mouth he said, “God they were exhausting, thank God were not having kids.” FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight. I have a son from a previous relationship who he loves, but he wants more kids. My son is 9, almost 10, he's so used to being my baby that I can't bring myself to take that from him by having another baby. FML
Today, I was told that I will never be able to have children. Thankfully for my husband, his girlfriend sure can. FML
Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML
Today, my wife and I have been fighting, and she's threatening divorce. Why? Because I don't want to have a second kid. We cannot afford another one. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
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Top comments
Justkidding100 41
wtf 8?? that's already double the size of a large family. Did you get any say in your own family at all??
TwoBytesCarley 27
This is nuts. I would be asking if he wants a huge divorced family or the already large family he has, but together. Remind him he would most likely only get them on weekends of holidays too.
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Comments (9)
Justkidding100 41
wtf 8?? that's already double the size of a large family. Did you get any say in your own family at all??
TwoBytesCarley 27
This is nuts. I would be asking if he wants a huge divorced family or the already large family he has, but together. Remind him he would most likely only get them on weekends of holidays too.
Linda Graber 12
If I were the wife I’d be the ones getting them on weekends and holidays. Let him have all the fun of the day to day stuff.
Yudith 28
If he's willing to have a big family, he must be willing to take care of it. See if two weeks of not lifting a finger while he takes care of the children and house changes his mind.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Were you expecting a reality TV show, or are you just insane?
ic2drops 10
That's just nasty like wtf. I would imagine y'all don't even have time for each other since all of it is being put towards the kids.
d j mom 9
something wrong with him.
JuneBleeds4 20
That's absolutely insane. At the same time, it sounds like you really should have put your foot down (or got your tubes tied) many children ago...
Lost Reggie 22
Mrs. Duggar, are you OK?
Grincha 14
what if you will visit some psychologist?