Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML
Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML
Today, my boyfriend got rejected by his dream college. In an effort to comfort him, I told him that he is incredibly smart and that it's their loss. He replied, "Of course you think so, you're an idiot!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a text from a "close female friend." The text was of her with no shirt on, and he quickly closed his phone. His explanation was that his female friends just want his opinion on how they look. I don't know what's worse, that there are several, or that he thinks I'm that stupid. FML
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DJuan 0
don't take that personally. the gf is never included in such rants
lookatstupid 0
Ouch
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lookatstupid 0
Ouch
debiasio69696969 0
awww maybe your both
3DLoli 0
He just wants dat pootang.
XxDinosGoRawrxX 0
fyl :/
salty66 0
what about just paranoid?
you_and_me_fml 8
aww. stupid boyss.
RODEOqueen 0
How does that prove it's fake? I hear guys express the same opinion all the time... All hot girls are bimbos. It's an opinion, one that isn't true, but it's still real.
robertdr 0
pendeja:D
JamesM9794 0
maybe you're avg
SarinaBoBina 0
he's the stupid one lol
chemicalmdog15 0
nobody cares about ur gf 21?
faillife223 0
YDI for thinking you could be hot and smart at once
JesusSavesLives 0
lol from craotia hahahahahhha
FunnyWeasel 7
Happy 420!
gzmn91 6
Agreed #12 OP sounds like she's sensitive about everything her bf says
robertdr 0
where does space end?
pertained 12
does not being hot also include pretty or anything other than ugly?
jamesSIII 0
**** me? Okay...though not sure why I deserve it.
SubjectX 0
or, maybe you are above average. christ why do you women think there are only two level of attractiveness? there's: out of the league hot fine cute average meh tappable still tappable and paper bag o your boyfriend is shallow. either way, you are overreacting.
Pearljammer001 0
heeeeeeeeeeeey that's not nice :)
zezjo 3
He didn't really mean it like that... dumbass
Pearljammer001 0
not where that comment belongs, but nice rating system "still tappable" hahahaha ftw it's probably illegal to say stuff like that
smr167 6
obviously ugly since you figured it out...
facingforeverr 0
thwe answer is to smojke some weed my friend. maybe you'll look beter if your botth high HAPPY 420 EvERYBIDY
KraziiBabii 0
Well if he was talking about you, you'd be ugly because your smart enough to figure this shit out. But how bout you smoke some weed, it'll be all good. Happy 4-20!
mustafa_fml 0
haha innever thought there were that many haha
Ms_Jessie22 8
OP's boyfriend: *opens mouth* *inserts foot*
JesusSavesLives 0
lol 66 that's mean but funny
Alex373 0
12 is right your reading too much into this. And it's annoying
zach511 0
You're forgetting 'double bag.' Right below 'paper bag,' in which you wear one too in case hers falls off.
deathcab7 0
aww that sucks op.
gregar00 1
or both
puffin_fml 2
according to your parameters you must be hot cause you're not smart enough to figure out the scenario. although you could be ugly AND stupid.
tsc32 2
dang 110! you're cute
phreshboi 1
#44 space cannot end, it is never ending, according to the the theory of space and time, it is unlimted and thus impossible to calculate. plus the added factors of wind, heat, humidity, and others, it is virtually impossible to calculate. I don't know Shiite, I was hoping I sounded smart :) and OP maybe your the odd exception?
deathcab7 0
127 i am now smarter than i was 5 minutes ago. nicee fact! haha
Betz 10
..."Wind"?!? Seriously?
FarSide 23
Maybe you are both.
jakeidk 0
whatever get over it ughh
twist_of_fame93 0
maybe he doesn't think you're hot. suck it p princess. not all women are
salty66 0
you're kinda right - the universe had no end because it sort of doubles back on itself so if you traveled to the end of the universe and carried on in a straight line you would arrive where you started As for wind and humidity, space is a vaccuum so there's nothing there
dabluedude101 0
I was gonna post that. and it seems likely.
DuckOnAStick 0
#5 your ugly and probably stupid too.
kitkat216 0
All the hot chicks are dumb doesn't necessarily mean that all the smart chicks are ugly... maybe that's what he thinks of you?
mwang 0
Just for ur second comment, I find that statement "hot chicks are stupid quite true."
anthaz_fml 0
too bad :)
Simi TheSimtown 6
so are you if you haven't figured out you're = you are, and your is used before possessive nouns
DJuan 0
don't take that personally. the gf is never included in such rants
korn247 5
you're over exaggerating, ugly!! lol.
korn247 5
^^ just kidding, but maybe you are over exaggerating.
waimcyked10 4
i agree with #33. HAH.
youngrob 0
that's sucks. my girlfriend is Croatian
MyStarrz 0
i agree with #2 ....however she may be ugly bcz it did take some smarts for her 2 notice that and come 2 that conclusion
livelifetotheful_fml 0
haha
AdidasoverNike 0
Kick him in his balls so hard it looks like he has three Adams apples
debiasio69696969 0
Agressive ;)
xhxhxhhhxhhx 0
you're a toolshed
ronton 4
just cause ur not hot doesn't mean ur ugly.
Jrook 0
gj 67 fail at a comment. you should have put the irrelevant comment under #1
thehelenlouiseee 5
you know what they say about blondes ;)
CallMeHush 1
Sharp as a marble.
Melaniee_fml 0
haha (:
jamesSIII 0
That comment doesn't make him sound too bright, to be honest.
AdidasoverNike 0
fake and gay
debiasio69696969 0
**** you
AdidasoverNike 0
really sounds nice
debiasio69696969 0
what part of **** you
AdidasoverNike 0
prob tha **** part but tha you part dosent sound to bad
THEORY_fml 0
it does sound nice :)
eagertoknow 0
greetings from croatia :) men don't mean that stuff so literally, so don't worry. baš je fora vidjeti još nekog iz zagreba ovdje :)
kile88 2
pozdrav iz australija :)
FYLDeep 26
He's just betting his money that you're too dumb and ugly to go looking for a new guy.
HeXr 22
*insert something about calling the kettle black* what a douchebag
szlafarski 0
ydi for automatically assuming you're hot.
salty66 0
how is saying "either I'm ugly..." saying that she's hot?