Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, I overheard a couple talking behind me. She said, "You wanna know what's really scary?" He said, "the size of that guy? Yeah he's huge", to which she replied, "no, the scary thing is that's a chick." They weren't talking about me, but they sure were talking about my girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
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Thaylok 17
No good deed goes unpunished. Next time state how your GF is prettier than said vocalist.
BurnInDemonFire 39
What does it mean when Lizzo promotes body positivity, but when a dude tells his girlfriend she reminds him of Lizzo it's not a positive thing?
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Comments (6)
Thaylok 17
No good deed goes unpunished. Next time state how your GF is prettier than said vocalist.
ODBeefalo 10
maybe play the conversation out in you head first. also maybe think about conversations in possibly insulting ways. these will help you know if something can be taken in the worst possible way before saying them.
Shzusuziq11 12
Dumb, just dumb. Think before you give a back handed compliment
BurnInDemonFire 39
What does it mean when Lizzo promotes body positivity, but when a dude tells his girlfriend she reminds him of Lizzo it's not a positive thing?
Brightside86 31
Usually a poor idea to compare women to other women.