Anonymous
Beaumont, United States
Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
HelpMe1
Jakarta, Indonesia
Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
fird
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
I don't wanna…
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
:(
United States
Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
Anonymous
Everyone is replaceable
Today, I got in an argument with my boss and I dared him to fire me because he has always said he couldn’t run the shop without me. Turns out he was just being nice all this time, my job could in fact be done by his 14 year-old niece with no training in two thirds the time. Yes, he fired me. FML
sistermonster
Salon-de-provence, France
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
hanmart
United States
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Anonymous
Kundan, India
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
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Silly_Lilly6969 23
Wow that's really immature of him. But congrats on killing the Boss!!
CammyGal 26
Threaten back to sue him for wrongful termination! Also, minecraft is a kickass game
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Comments (142)
Phyre24 17
You wouldn't happen to work for Roosterteeth, would you? Thumbs up to anyone who gets this reference.
viper8608 9
gavin. we told you not to beat geoff.
CharDee 15
Was he joking or was he serious?? Cause It would make a big difference
davidc145 1
Live in Texas and boss playing Minecraft together, I'm convinced this is a Roosterteeth employee.
Donnie_Murray 8
Your boss plays mc? How old is he?
slappygecko 21
This is definitely Gavin Free.
ceenguyenx 6
May he was just joking, pretty funny :)
chrisstachon 30
Minecraft 2.0 is going to come out and your boss wont need you to kick his butt because 2.0 is going to be legit and hardcore enough to do it for him.
ReepingHavoc 13
man where do you work?
onorexveritas 24
dun dun... DUNNNN