Anonymous
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
faeliality
United States
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Rae
United States
Today, I was fired for not attending a mandatory meeting. I confronted my boss and told her I never heard anything about it, she told me that daily reminders had been sent out via email for weeks. She then discovered that she failed to enter my email address in the system. I was still fired. FML
hangman
London, United Kingdom
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Sarah
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Nice to know
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
fird
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
Anonymous
Today, while on vacation, I got fired for not working a shift I wasn't scheduled for. Even after texting my boss a copy of my vacation approval letter, she still fired me. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my boss put me on suspension for violating company policy by having non-work related mail in my inbox. They were spam emails. FML
disgruntled
Today, my boss is writing me up for not signing a report before I left work. He refused to print the report that day, and I don't have access to the printers. FML
Anonymous
Manager of the week
Today, my boss yelled at me for ignoring emails on my day off. Our emails are only accessible from work desktops, so I’d have had to be at my desk to answer it, which I had to explain to him 3 times before he understood. This is what happens when CEO’s promote their nephews to middle management. FML
Top comments
tigerthepredator 16
Your boss is stupid
Rozeyyy 25
Some people are just born with less brain cells than others Op.
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tigerthepredator 16
Your boss is stupid
Rozeyyy 25
Some people are just born with less brain cells than others Op.
baybkayks 18
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline
Magnoxidans 19
Did you point out the obvious to him? Though had you done that he may have fired you for insulting his "intelligence"
JosephKorso 15
It just goes to show that higher rank does not equal higher intelligence. FYL, OP.
MrLonelyHertz 23
Ah, the lack of simple common sense! It's quite the unsolvable mystery, isn't it? I've been trying to figure that one one out, myself. Seeing as how my workplace is full of people like that.
FunnnyGirrl 19
Wow. Your boss must have had a mental blank
CheekyRaccoon 27
Did he also ask you to make his old blackberry phone have 4G?
ssnow_fml 20
The lack of common sense is definitely a good quality to have in a boss.
tomvertigo 17
Sometimes people blank. I left a phone at a friends house and told them to text me when they'd be free to pick it up over Facebook on my PC and got mad when they didn't (best part is they actually did). Absolute lapse in all mental faculties. It doesn't justify it and he should still apologize; just like I did.
EnJey0 19
The world is filling up with more and more idiots every year, and somehow, they get to boss us intelligent people around.