Anonymous
Beaumont, United States
Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
HelpMe1
Jakarta, Indonesia
Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
fird
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
I don't wanna…
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
:(
United States
Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
Anonymous
Everyone is replaceable
Today, I got in an argument with my boss and I dared him to fire me because he has always said he couldn’t run the shop without me. Turns out he was just being nice all this time, my job could in fact be done by his 14 year-old niece with no training in two thirds the time. Yes, he fired me. FML
sistermonster
Salon-de-provence, France
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
hanmart
United States
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Anonymous
Kundan, India
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
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Silly_Lilly6969 23
Wow that's really immature of him. But congrats on killing the Boss!!
CammyGal 26
Threaten back to sue him for wrongful termination! Also, minecraft is a kickass game
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Comments (142)
DanielBenyamin 18
Why would you want to play with your boss? Did he fire you?
born_hustla 26
Quit playing with your boss
AnimeBitch 14
It's time to move on to Dragon Age, then.
ThePieGuy0817 29
Seems like something that would happen in the RoosterTeeth company.
AustinL90 4
Makes me think of RoosterTeeth. The post is from Texas also lol.
Pot_Roast 1
Guess you could call your minecraft fight a *takes off sunglasses* Boss battle. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ehllychan 10
FMLs like this always make me wonder, are there like zero laws in the US about what are valid reasons to just fire someone? Here in Brazil, if someone fires you over random shit like that, they'd have to pay a lot for it, both to you and in taxes. You only get to fire people over a valid, work related reason.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
It depends on the state. Some have strict laws about that where others are way more lax on the issue. The states that are lax about reasons for firing are usually known as "at will" states meaning they can fire you at will for ANY reason. However if prejudice is involved or some form of intimidation was utilized meaning it was a "hostile work environment" they can be sued but good luck proving that. They usually settle out of court with anyone who might have a legitimate claim because they don't want to be known as the "racist, homophobic, sexually harassing, etc." company. Claims like that make the shareholders nervous.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Never play games with your coworkers especially the higher-ups. They can be vindictive towards people they consider "lesser" that show them up.
WhyAmUHere 19
Is your name Gavin?
CoDmastaThe1st 7
Lol, this is hilarious