Today, my little sister figured out how to use the printer. I came home to pictures of Nicolas Cage all over my room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, I went over to visit my sister. She had a bunch of pictures of me on her wall. I thought it was sweet, but a bit odd. Turns out she looks at pictures of me to motivate herself whenever she doesn’t feel like working out. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
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ZTD09 2
One true god.
anitadoody 7
Your little sister is awesome.
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ZTD09 2
One true god.
ApologyKick 25
And if you've been inspired to study this God, I suggest you start by YouTubing "Nicholas Cage losing his shit". Best compilation video known to man.
PincessBoff 6
Oh my god... He's like an angry toddler. I also think he reminds me of that kid that shoved the remote up his arse when his mom deleted his game account.
TheAbstract 15
"IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?!?" *Proceeds to beat himself in the head with a boot.*
unknownfork 12
44 - You don't say.
trav_o 8
Nooooooooo
anitadoody 7
Your little sister is awesome.
JenkJenks 6
Yeah, don't let it DRIVE you ANGRY. She seems like a KICK ASS sister. Plus, she is part of your FAMILY, MAN. You can make those posters be GONE IN SIXTY SECONDS. Cool sisters like her are like a NATIONAL TREASURE, so no need to FACE OFF over an innocent prank. Though, you should prank her back just in the sport of SEEKING JUSTICE.
not_a_robot 15
This is the true sign of a Cage fan, but with movies like Con Air and Ghost Rider, how could you not worship him? You are blessed to have such a thoughtful and tasteful sister.
CammyGal 26
Ha! Nick Cage is the best, high-5 your lil sis.
Pleonasm 36
You don't say? Tell me more about how bad having Nicholas Cage around your house is.
M3DIC4T3 29
Try sleeping with a Nicholas Cage cut out 2 feet away from your face.
Sandman366 6
I'd rather sleep next to a Nick Cage cutout than a Beiber cutout.
Silly_Lilly6969 23
Best. Little. Sister. Ever!!!
melbournearsenal 18
Be happy she didn't decorate it with Justin Bieber or One Direction !
whatthefreshhell 15
Exactly! Unless she just printed pictures of Niall, that'd be acceptable.
Jiinxx 8
that would be Harry ^
shorty6823 28
Idk. One Direction is still better than Beiber. He's the one that got his ass handed to him.
Chucklikesbacon 12
Not just one, but two!
lilhellian 27
36 I don't mind knowing harry's name.. It makes finding that video easier! Always brightens my day!
PuggieKid 22
Directioners be like 'oh no you didn't!!'
kennaem1 11
Is your sisters name Jill? One of my friends did that yesterday
_GoodGuy 11
While locked up in your room, Do you feel like you're locked up in a cage? AWHHHH YEAHHH
_GoodGuy 11
I've been the creepy stalker dude, looking at the comments without posting, watching their styles. I've never seen anyone who does a pun an someone else says AWHHH YEAHH!
Chucklikesbacon 12
You're wearing sunglasses on your photo. How fitting.
davek 36
Despite all your rage...
HortonThelephant 15
You are still just a rat in a Cage lol
thefailgurl96 11
#64 haha I see what you did there xD
WCARlover 35
I wonder if she is a fellow Imgurian :o
ChristinaAAR 14
Honestly, this is probably the best thing I have read on here. Kudos to your little sis! Now go admire the pictures of Nic Cage :3