Anonymous
Beaumont, United States
Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
HelpMe1
Jakarta, Indonesia
Today, my boss told me to fire the unstable, former military, gun nut employee. He's been making death threats to his supervisors. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
fird
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
I don't wanna…
Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML
:(
United States
Today, at my new job at a funeral home, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't "lighten the hell up" while dealing with our grieving clients. FML
Anonymous
Everyone is replaceable
Today, I got in an argument with my boss and I dared him to fire me because he has always said he couldn’t run the shop without me. Turns out he was just being nice all this time, my job could in fact be done by his 14 year-old niece with no training in two thirds the time. Yes, he fired me. FML
sistermonster
Salon-de-provence, France
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
hanmart
United States
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Anonymous
Kundan, India
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
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Silly_Lilly6969 23
Wow that's really immature of him. But congrats on killing the Boss!!
CammyGal 26
Threaten back to sue him for wrongful termination! Also, minecraft is a kickass game
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Bchili 9
Mine craft with the boss?
LadyCristal 11
I killed my boss like 4 times in a windows of 5 minutes while playing FEAR Combat with him and other co-workers, it was Team Death Match game. He happened to reappear right in front of me on each time. He didn't threat me to fire me, but he did say he would never play with me again! Even his wife told me so, how frustrated was him about that...
LadyCristal 11
I killed my boss like 4 times in a windows of 5 minutes while playing FEAR Combat with him and other co-workers, it was Team Death Match game. He happened to reappear right in front of me on each time. He didn't threat me to fire me, but he did say he would never play with me again! Even his wife told me so, how frustrated was him about that...
Luke Willemsen 1
There is no ******* way. I know this person and his boss. Those 2 ***** are famous as ****
IThriveWithYourPain 14
Wow, your boss is one hell of an ass the most I did when my friend accidentally killed me was rig an explosive trap on his front door and burn down a large portion of his fence and set his animals free along with trapping his iron golem in a hole plus stealing his stuff I know overboard but I got lost in the wilderness for days before making it back