Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, I decided to bleach my hair but then my mom got mad and put my hair in a bun after helping bleach it. Mind you, it is currently blonde orange and black and I don't think it worked, and my hair is fried. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML
Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
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UpsidedownKayak 9
Wear a purple suit, put on some white make up and have fun with it. Really, it's not that serious.
phorest 0
The added "LMFAO" eliminated any chance of you being funny.
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xxcheezy7xx 5
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why are you so serious? LMFAO
xxcheezy7xx 5
but fyl
phorest 0
The added "LMFAO" eliminated any chance of you being funny.
AkeemKN 1
She was never funny to begin with.
phorest 0
Indeed.
Mauskau 36
Well, duh, she's Canadian.
barrelroll1472 0
this is why the while world hates you fat assed americans see pic above for example
RUSH777 0
LOL yep! Exactly why the world hates Americans. At least us Canadian's are known for our ability to laugh at ourselves.
foREVerA7X 0
That's a stereotype.Your a dumbass sheep that has no idea what he's talking about. Now go play little buddy.
foREVerA7X 0
You do realize the majority of the world just looks at Canada as the United States bitch, right? It comes from me myself being Canadian and living in France most of my life.
Ryan488 0
I can't see why we would be considered usa's bitch. Way to stand up for your country... but I guess that's why you live in France, coward!
flyersfan365 0
38 1st she is not fat 2nd she is not American so go off and play some hockey ay
ittybritt 0
Eff u ass-hoe
barrelroll1472 0
Alright, let's get some things straight, 1. 64... good one, EH? 2. The world does hate the US, not saying I do, I've got family there who can confirm that yes you people ARE fat, 3. Canada is often the first one to say **** you to the US when they try to do something stupid. 4. The Canadian - US relationship is a sort of brother situation the US (big brother) goes around punching people making enemies while Canada goes around living it up with all the power. Also don't try deny say that most of the world doesn't hate the US, even you guys know it, I've run into US tourists posing as Canadians who admit to buying little packages to pretend they're Canadian while on vacation.
DakotaCat 4
#64 It's eh not ay! And hockey is the best sport! :)
alfredrog 0
relax people :p !!
MidnightBlossom 2
Canadians are awesome. ps. I'm American. pss. I don't know why Canadians are awesome, they just are. Must be the bacon....
twinny_sc 13
Canada is insignificant. You guys should just change your name to "New France" or "The Other United States."
lovepinkandzombi 0
well #2, at least u tried
jewban 3
69 I'm pretty sure everywhere else in the world there are over weight people it's not just the USA. stop being ignorant
flyersfan365 0
yea I like hockey I should have said curling
MnBran6 0
Too bad you're too dumb to realize that that "fat asked American" is in England
GreeenEggsAndHam 7
shut up, fatty.
percawesome 0
86- The majority of Canadians don't even speak French or have French canadienne culture you arse
Bubblerider 3
everyone just has there own stereotypes. there are like at least a few of every kind of person everywhere. -_-
hansbans11 0
yeah there's fat people every where. however we (the us) have the most morbidly obese individuals living here. it's really unfortunate.
babyyappld 7
k canadians are awesome let's just agree on that :D
hockeyfever 0
That dude in your picture I know him, I think he's from the streets lol but suck on that Gold bitches!!!
hockeyfever 0
That was a reply to 86 lol
NekoToTheEko 0
Kill Yourself
Eunomia_fml 0
Everything will be solved. Go on YouTube, search "Rucka Rucka Ali", and watch the video on Canada. kthxbai
hippiechick91 0
Hey 69 are you saying Canadians aren't fat? I've seen some pretty fat Canadians. Just saying. Not all Americans are fat. Second of all, Canada is the United States bitch. I'm not complaining, I LOVE Canada and Canadians. My aunt is adopted from Canada. My cousins are Canadian. But I think you should be less jealous of our country. People love us :) We help the world. Canada isn't the first to say, "**** you" to the U.S. Canada backs us, like England.
5t3ff1k4h 47
135 - I think you've got that wrong. Canada is not America's "bitch" and there are many people within this country who dislike America. You make yourself sound like a wishful ass.
LaChicaBonita 0
that's kind of stereotyped. I mean, I'm american and I love Canada. I have nothing against canadians. why are y'all hating on us?
macdaddymady 8
Die
fmlbrooo 0
At first, I thought Hulk, but that's "You won't like him when he's angry." haha. Anywaysss, Jokers the shit :)
UpsidedownKayak 9
Wear a purple suit, put on some white make up and have fun with it. Really, it's not that serious.
prettypinkpixie 9
ydi you should have gone to a salon to have your hair bleached. i'm sure it would have been worth the money over having green hair...
LoveMySoldier82 0
Or at least not dying it unless she was fully aware of how to do it.
IronZombie 0
yea op ydi for being cheap as hell. why do ppl think it's a good idea to play with chemicals?
_nathalia_ 0
Why would you hurt your hair? You shouldve known that by at least bleaching it you would damage it. I'm sorry but YDI
lovepinkandzombi 0
agreed.
IHHC 2
YDI for bleaching your hair
loquitaxD 1
agreed.
dragonaair 5
How else do you think you change your hair colour from say, black to red? Or brown to blonde? Bleach is fine as long as you don't use it every month or something.
danceoo 0
go to an actual hairdresser?
Bruno_Mars_Fan 0
or keep it the way it is? I like the color of my hair, never dyed it, never will.
uffiewuffie 0
Why would you even WANT to dye dark hair to blonde?
dapheronixx3 3
i agree^^ u should have been smarter ... srry but sometimes things happen and you dont think about it till after :
NBS93 0
Make sure to take it easy on the eye shadow and lipstick for the next couple weeks.
aardvarkish 17
Learn the dialog from the Hitler Downfall parody "Hitler asked Why so serious?"
KingDingALing 9
This is perfect! Just carry a knife around with you and when your friends ask "why so serious?" again, then pull out the knife and cut a smile into their face. :)
ContactSparrows 0
Hahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!